Updog

being thoroughly unrecognizable in appearance and aura/overall vibe to ppl from high school and just yr past in general is.. so sexy

Never a dull moment

wait

dropping in to say hi ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

nb dysphoria is… weird

i dont wanna look like a guy or a girl i want people to see me and be like “what the fuck”

SAME!

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

tall girls…….whew

when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol

I refuse to believe this isnt about skyrim

assassins Creed, metal gear, oh and splinter cell

mr chirps, the mail bird

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Me and the Girls Going Out for a Swim

Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night!