heck me up

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

May I offer to you,

hes kind of awesome

I love that I'm can always still find out about cool animals that I never knew existed. Like today I learned that brush-tailed porcupines exist and straight up look like giant rats with spines

sea otters are the cutest animals. dont try to change my mind. 🦦🥰

let's be evil with Mama

Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris, mostly known by the names of Carpincho and Capibara.

El Palmar, Entre Ríos, Argentina. 2021.

Photo by @amaurochalinus.

let's be evil with Mama

me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..

the flavorful garlic:

shrew

babies onboard!

keeping rats is so funny even when theyre not doing anything at the moment but looking at you because they have the mind of a guy and the facial expressions of a bug.

^his buglike gaze