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I love reading fanfics. I'm a writer, honestly.
Also known as Lakerae on AO3 and FFN
Currently writing: Omega Nu Iota
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24 for Yamazaki please! :D

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*Omg. This ask is so old! But I am determined to cleaning out my inbox this year! I know, I know. I made that promise two years ago, LOL. But this time it’s real! This was inspired by your headcanon. Enjoy! P.S. Sending you good vibes! *

PATCHWORK

“I’m not okay.” The young soldier winced as Yamazaki inspected him. His black sleeves soaked the red out as the man continued to bleed from the side of his stomach.

“Okay” was an understatement. He was bleeding profusely and could die if this wound did not close.

But his whiny voice annoyed Yamazaki and it took a lot of will power to keep his eyes from rolling. Now was not the time to be a prick, he told himself.

“It’s just a flesh wound.” Yamazaki kept his cool, his hand steady as he began to stitch him back together.

The man jerked as the needle pierced through the skin. He lifted his head up, one eye opened to peek at the source of his pain.

“’Flesh wound’?” He cried out a sound like a dog yelping in pain. “I’m filleted like a fish!” The man sobbed again, shaking his legs in agony.

“Stop… moving.” Yamazaki raised his voice, his eyes glaring at him with annoyance. “I’m trying to close the wound, but I can’t do it if you keep moving.”

Yamazaki hurried his fingers, keeping the stitches close together like he was repairing a tear on his kimono. He did not have the expert skills of a dressmaker, but he was precise like a surgeon.

“What’s taking so long?”

“Quiet. I’m making a quilt.” Sighing, Yamazaki flicked his eyes at the man and contemplated if his life was worth saving. It took a lot to piss off the ninja, and this one was testing him right now. It was a thankless job, and he didn’t expect any of his patients to give a damn about him at all. After looping the last stitch, Yamazaki wrapped the man in a cloth to cover the suture.

“All right,” he said, lifting the soldier to sit up. “Keep the stitches clean and dry.”

Yamazaki washed his hands then gathered his belongings. The man soon fell asleep, and the ninja left in silence, running toward the battlefield.

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"Why did I marry you?"/"It took a lot of convincing" for KazaChi 😚😚

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Happy Birthday, Eevee! I know this ask was from a long time ago, butI hope you enjoy this for your birthday, anyway! Love you!

Chizuru stared out her window, watching the pink and white petals getcaught in the wind. Feeling the breeze whisper inside her bedroom,she tugged at her sleeves to lengthen them, but her eyes were drawnin by the gold and black patterned trim of her kimono. She only knewone other person that had the same exact pattern.

It had been more than six months now since she became Lady Kazama ofthe West. The village rejoiced when their lord had finally settleddown, marrying a pure-blooded Oni as well. She still couldn’tbelieve her wheel of fortune—the once page to the greatShinsengumi, and while it took a lot of convincing at his end, shewas now the wife of a noble lord.

“Yukimura of the East? I thought there were no survivors?” Theelderly woman turned to Kazama, slipping a red and white envelope inhis hand as she bowed. Her words made Chizuru’s stomach drop,reminding her of the fire that burned through her village, killingeveryone except her, her brother and Uncle Kodo.

Kazama bowed at the woman, accepting the wedding gift. He turned tohis wife, and Chizuru offered him a small smile, her lips barelymoving from a thin line.

“The reports were misinformed. There were a few survivors and luckyfor me, one of them was my dear Chizuru.” He wrapped an arm aroundChizuru’s shoulders, pulling her closer to him. “I am very, verylucky.”

The woman squealed with delight, then left the newlyweds to receivethe other guests waiting to congratulate them. It was a long processand the two barely spoke to each other as they shook hands and bowedat all the people.

She had never seen Kazama so happy—smiling and laughing—andclearly out of character for him. But every time she caught a glimpseof him, it made her heart flutter. He was a lot more handsome whenhis eyes squinted and the apple of his cheeks protruding from hisface.

They held hands as they entered their bedchamber together for thefirst time. Chizuru felt his hands shake as they reached for her obibehind her.

“Why did you marry me?” he asked, gently kissing her forehead,while untying the knot.

Chizuru took a deep breath, went on her tiptoes and kissed him. Theirclothes were off before she could answer him, and the only otherwords spoken that night were each other’s first names.

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The Night Shift

AnS fandom, Snow White with the Red Hair

Obi x Shirayuki  Rated teen(at the moment) for swears

Mutual Pining, Hospital AU, almost 3100 words

The Night Shift: There’s nothing more perfect than a match made in heaven - unless it’s a match made from mutual attraction and pining. Paramedic Obi has been under ER doctor Shirayuki’s spell for as long as he can remember - and now he’s going to do something about it. Written by @nalufever & @hidetheremote

Shirayuki bit her thumbnail to the quick, teeth gnawing the soft flesh. Ugh, what an ugly habit. She would never admit nervousness, especially in her line of work; but ever since the promotion to lead ER doctor, she’d been unable to restrain the urge. Sigh. Another manicure ruined.

The major source of her anxiety was Izana. Damn him! He ran Wistal Hospital like a kingdom and he was the absolute monarch - high, mighty and ruthless. It was his idea–separating her from Dr. Zen, keeping them apart like night and day. Her only saving grace was working with her friends, nurse Yuzuri and…

The back doors opened, a patient rushed in by the paramedics.

“We got a gooey one coming in! Hope you like your burrito with red sauce!” Obi sure loved making an entrance.

Shirayuki ran to the hallway, her green eyes sharp enough to catch Obi’s small smile.

“Status, Obi?” Shirayuki grabbed the patient’s bloody hand, checking for a pulse.

“Car accident. Totaled. What a shame. It was a sweet ride…”

“Obi! Status of the patient!”

“Sorry! Patient had a high blood alcohol level. Broken collarbone. Possible concussion.”

Nurses surrounded the patient, hooking up intravenous lines and attaching sensors - working in unison to transfer the young male to a proper gurney. Shirayuki aided each step of the process, directing the junior nurses with a soft but firm voice. “Run a blood type and we need x-rays taken. There could be more broken than a collarbone.”

Obi checked his watch and stepped into the background even further as his crush showed the hospital why she was on the fast-track to becoming one of the best ER doctors in the county, let alone Wistal Hospital. Shirayuki had no idea how adorable she looked, taking charge and being masterful with her obvious skills. It wouldn’t do to be seen oohing and awwing over Shirayuki, so Obi decided to slink away before he betrayed his interest.

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Frosty Surprise

Day 1 of SaiChiFest 2019, Overdoing it

A sequel to this story.

It was Saito’s birthday, and Chizuru wanted to make him something. He was thoughtful, always thinking about everyone’s needs over his own. He baked a cake for an old lady! It was time he deserved his own sweet surprise.

The cake was out of the stove, cooling on a table. The kitchen smelled like a bakery and the thought of having her own shop had put a smile on Chizuru’s face.

She readied the edible blue dye and whipped a nice bowl of frosting. She mixed in the color and it swirled into a deep blue like his eyes. She bit her lip, one arm holding the big bowl, and the other swirled till her arm ached. Her heart fluttered as she continued to think about the young captain’s eyes.

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*This is super duper late, but here goes! Enjoy!*

Fandom: Hakuouki, OkiSai 

35. “I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

Unwritten

Souji barged into Saito’s room, expecting to have a few words with the purple-haired captain. He needed to know if the rumors were true. Why would he leave? Why would he be swayed by the likes of Itou? Instead, he found the place empty and the floor covered with crumbled pieces of paper. It was a mess. 

“Tsk, tsk, tsk.” Souji shook his head, clicking his tongue like a disappointed mother. “You’re not so perfect after all, eh?”

He picked up a half-torn note and read it. “I just wanted….” The ink smeared on the parchment, hiding the rest of the sentence like the author wanted it erased from his life. Souji stepped on another ball of paper. He picked it up and unraveled it, revealing another half-written note.

“I think you’re…” Another block of black ink hid the last word.

Souji’s curiosity piqued and continued unfolding the papers scattered around him.

“I can’t stop…. about you.” An incoherent word splashed in between the words. Souji looked closer and he wasn’t sure if he read “thinking” or “dreaming.”

“I want to express my…” Censored before the note had finished.

He must have opened a dozen trashed letters by now. Each one incomplete with splotches of ink overwhelming the light-brown parchment.

“Waste of paper,” Souji said, shaking his head as he laid the last piece on top of the other ones.

The shoji door slid open.

“What are you doing?” Saito’s voice had a hint of surprise in it. Souji turned to look at him, and he could almost see a faint of pink on the younger captain’s cheeks. Saito closed the door behind him.

“Ah, Hajime-kun. For someone who prides himself a clean man, your room does not reflect such a person.” He chuckled haughtily, as if he had not violated Saito’s privacy. 

“I do not like repeating myself, Okita-san. But once again, I’d like to know what you were doing right now.” Saito’s face remained stoic, his lips so thin it was barely a line on his face. He tilted his head to the side, his eyes widening at the sight of un-wrinkled pile of paper.

“I caught you!” Souji pointed at him, his eyebrows wiggling for dramatic effect.“What did I do?” Saito closed the distance between them. He could take a swing at him if he wanted to. But the way Souji’s tone chirped, he knew it was all a ruse.“You’ve been writing secret letters.” Souji crossed his arms, a grin splitting his face. “It’s all right here.” He pointed to the pile and then paused for a moment. “Traitor.”

The last word caught Saito by surprise. A traitor to the Shinsengumi? The insult wounded him than any cut from a sharp blade.

“That is far from the truth.”

“Prove it.” At this point, Souji had successfully deflected his faults at Saito. It was no longer about him rifling through Saito’s room. He wondered whether it was true: the notes were secret codes to the enemy. It was no secret that Itou was recruiting men to join him, succeeding at turning Heisuke to his side. 

Saito reached into his kimono sleeve and took out a sealed letter, handing it to Souji. “I went out looking for you, you know.”

Souji took it with hesitation. It was addressed to him, and he opened it immediately. “Dear Okita-san, I am leaving to join Heisuke-kun and Itou-san on their journey. Before I leave, I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful. You are truly the heart and soul of the Shinsengumi and I hope you continue to practice to improve your skills. Your comrade, Saito Hajime.”

Souji crumbled the letter and threw it at Saito’s face. He stomped past him, and Saito grabbed him by the arm to stop him. 

Souji turned around and planted his lips against Saito’s… hard. Souji was panting, face red and heated, but he did not utter a word. Neither did Saito. They looked at each other for a long minute, then Souji turned away and closed the door behind him.

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There once was a demon named Shiranui. He saw your house was interesting so he decided to go have a little peek. Inside he saw someone inside. It turned out to be Okita resting in a room. Cautiously he stole his shoes and replaced them with cowboy boots. -Who let this gun slinging demon on the run...I wonder who?

*Hello, Anon! Not sure what this ask means, but challenge accepted. Enjoy!*

THE NIGHT BEFORE

“You’re a fucking idiot,” Kazama huffed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I told you to be discreet and you leave them your goddamn shoes.”

Shiranui cackled, head thrown back with so much glee. He tossed Okita’s shoes in front of him, like a pheasant he had just retrieved from a hunting party. “I couldn’t help myself. It was so easy to sneak into their headquarters. Their patrolmen are pathetic.”

Amagiri looked over to Kazama, hoping his master won’t lose his shit over this. Kazama finally lifted his head up, bright red eyes fuming with so much anger behind them. “Did you at least find her room?”

Pacing back and forth like a slick cat, Shiranui stopped and flashed a crooked smile at Kazama. “I did find it,” he said, licking his lips like something juicy coming his way, “and she wasn’t alone. Your sweet Chizuru is not as innocent...”

Kazama hurled the wooden shoes at Shiranui. The gunslinger had quick reflexes, dodging them with ease. Amagiri stood his ground, feet planted like they were nailed to the floor. He covered his mouth with a hand, likely to hide the smile behind it. There weren’t much entertainment in the Oni world, and watching these two fight was enough for his heart’s contentment.

“You lie!” Kazama lunged at Shiranui, his long fingers wrapped around the purple-haired man’s neck. “Take back what you just said.”

Chuckling and gasping at the same time, Shiranui scratched at Kazama’s wrists, loosening his lord’s grip. Kazama tightened for a minute then released him before he turned blue.

Shiranui coughed erratically, almost like he was laughing at the same time. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Geez, Kazama, don’t get your fundoshi in a twist.”

Amagiri was now laughing, unable to keep his stoic demeanor in check. “Both of you calm down now.” His tone chirped like he didn’t mean it. Who could blame him? It was amusing to watch his lordship blow off steam.

“Don’t you fuck it up tomorrow, Kyo.” Kazama adjusted his kimono, straightening the collars. “We’re going to get her out of that place and bring her back home.”

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21 Questions

Rules: Answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better.

@claudeng80 tagged me. Thank you!

Nickname: Mom

Zodiac: Sagittarius

Height: 4′ 10″

Last Movie I saw: The Equalizer 2. Way better than the first one.

Last Thing I googled: “T-Pain singing without auto-tune.” I am obsessed with The Masked Singer right now and I am covinced that the Monster is T-Pain. Or Wanya from Boys II Men. (It’s T-Pain, I know it!)

Favorite Musician: New Found Glory

Song Stuck in my Head: My son has “Believer” by Imagine Dragons on loop.

Other Blogs: My personal blog needs updating. Thanks for the reminder.

Do I get Asks: Yes! And my ask box needs cleaning. I’ll get to them soon.

Following: 345 (I should purge)

Followers: 256 (no porn bots!)

Amount of Sleep: (me cackling) What is sleep?

Lucky Number: 2. I don’t know why.

What I’m Wearing: leggings and a red sweater with a penguin on it that says “Chillin”

Dream Job: Retire before I’m 40.

Dream Trip: Japan and Australia.

Favorite Food: Pizza, all day. I also love rolled tacos (specifically from Alberto’s) and carne asada fries (from Sergio’s in San Diego, don’t @ me)

Play Any Instruments?: I wish. Tried learning the ukulele. I suck.

Languages: English and Tagalog. I also know some conversational Spanish thanks to living in San Diego most of my life.

Favorite Songs: “More than a Love Song” by Augustana because it was my wedding song.

Random Fact:  I don’t eat shrimp. Not allergic to it, just don’t like it.

Describe yourself as Aesthetic Things: Earth tones

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“32?” - “I’ll prove it!” (sorry the prompts are a row of ones D:) ans, always hahaha

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*Wow, this is so late. Hope you enjoy it!*

Fandom: Akagami no Shirayukihime, Obiyuki pairing

Rated T for Language (smirking emoji)

Shirayuki shook her head with sadness as she observed the small hole in the roof of her greenhouse.

“Yeah, that’s a leak, all right,” Obi mused, staring at the hole as well. “Man, the soil here is really moist,” he said, grabbing a fistful of wet dirt in his hand. Obi sucked his teeth and shook his head. He then flicked his eyes up and saw his Miss turned around, hiding behind her hands.

“Uh, Miss,” he said, standing up to his feet while patting the dirt off his hands. “Are you okay?”

Now completely turned and making squealing noises, Shirayuki took a few steps forward away from Obi. “I’m okay, just give me a minute.”

Her voice wavered, like she was nervous around him. Not convinced she was okay, Obi closed the distance between them and grabbed her arms. “You’re shaking, Miss.” His eyes widened as he yanked her elbows down, pulling her hands away from her face.

“Your face is really red, Miss!” Obi cupped her cheeks, pulling her face closer to him. “And you’re really warm.” He continued to inspect her intently, moving her head from side to side and up and down.

“Obi, I’m fine,” she replied, pushing his hands away.

“Are you having an allergic reaction? Is there something in the moist soil that’s making you…”

Her cheeks flushed red again, this time deeper and brighter than her hair. Before she could turn away, Obi caught her hand, clasping his fingers with hers.

“Moist.”

“Uh…Nnnn…” Shirayuki made incoherent noises as she avoided looking at Obi in the eyes.

“Moooooiiiiissssttttt,” he teased, moving in closer to her while wrapping his arms around her waist. He loved finding new ways to make his Miss blush, especially when they were outside her bedroom chamber. They weren’t hiding their relationship, but in public, they promised to keep it very professional.

“Moist, moist, moist, moist.” He just couldn’t help himself as he whispered the word in her ear, like a term of endearment.

“Stop that,” she said, burying her head against his chest. He was now laughing, amused at his precious Miss blushing at that word.

“Huh, thirty-two,” he said, chuckling.

Lifting her head up, Shirayuki pulled back, lifting an eyebrow at her bodyguard. “Thirty-two? What does that mean?”

Flashing her a wide grin, he wiggled his eyebrows at her. “That’s thirty-two words that make you blush.”

She slapped his chest in a playful way, then pushed out of his embrace. “I don’t believe you. That doesn’t sound like me at all.”

“I’ll prove it!” He beckoned her to come closer. She pursed her lips and paused for a minute, hesitating to approach him. She walked to him slowly, then placed her hands flatly on his chest. He stared into her green eyes and almost forgot why he even existed in her world.

“Go on,” she said, smiling. “I’m listening.”

He tilted his head, his lips grazing the shell of her ear. “Penal, angina, rectory,” he started, kissing right below her ear. “Cumin, uvula, coccyx…”

Her knees buckled as he continued listing harmless words that sounded dirty to her. “Shaft, erect…”

“That’s not fair! Those words remind me…”

Obi captured her lips into a passionate kiss, interrupting her train of thought. His thumbs caressed her cheeks, feeling the warmth of her blush. He turned to her side and continued to whisper in her ear, while she melted in his arms.

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A Ride Home

*a ficlet based on a fanart where Souji is carrying Saito on his back*

Fandom: Hakuouki, OkiSai

Rated T for language

It was no secret how competitive Saito was—even in games he was never expected to play. Shinpachi and Harada encouraged (coerced, really) Saito to join in their drunken game. “Take a shot for every time you have never done something,” Harada started, flashing Shinpachi a knowing smile. Pouring out three equal amounts of sake, Harada raised his cup high and said, “I have never danced the waltz.” In one big gulp, Harada emptied his drink and looked at his comrades.

“Fuck you, you uncultured swine, I can dance the waltz perfectly,” Shinpachi replied, crossing his arms against his burly chest. He nudged Saito hard, almost tipping the younger captain over.

Saito looked at them with blank eyes. “What’s a waltz?”

Shinpachi and Harada roared, high-fiving each other. “Drink!”

Souji watched them intently, rolling his eyes as they continued their prank toward Saito. It was so damn obvious, stating experiences the purple-haired comrade had never done.

“I have never thrown a ball with my right hand.”

“I have never slept with a married woman.”

“I have never read the Koran.”

Within an hour, Saito could barely keep his eyes open. Souji, who was completely sober and bored of it all, slapped the cup out of Saito’s hand. “We should go home, Hajime-kun.” He wasn’t quite sure if the younger captain nodded in agreement, or passed out.

The two older men continued with their game, moving onto the beautiful geishas who entertained them.

As Souji carried Saito on his back, leaving, he turned to his friends and said, “You guys will wake up with your heads cut off tomorrow morning.”

The walk back home was long and slow. Saito murmured groggily, arms weak and loosening his grip around Souji’s shoulders.

“Hajime-kun, you fucking weigh a lot. I might have to cut your legs off right now.”

Saito grunted, and continued to rest his head against his back.

Souji adjusted him, lifting him higher so he wouldn’t fall off. “You owe me, asshole.”

As they neared the headquarters, Saito squirmed, lifting his head up like he was waking up. Souji stopped walking, nudging his drunk friend to get off of him. “Ride’s over.”

Wrapping his arms around Souji’s neck and locking his legs around his waist, Saito buried his face against neck. “I refuse.”

Sighing, Souji continued walking, heading toward Saito’s room. “You owe me. Big time.” He smiled softly, hands behind him, carrying his friend on his back.

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Word Count: 2,053

Rate T for mild violence

“Stupid, stupid, stupid.”

Obi stomped in the dark, hitting his head at the same time. He looked toward the entrance—and he wasn’t too far away—hoping to see Shirayuki still standing there. She wasn’t.

What was he doing? In the short time he had spent with her, Obi had never been this comfortable. Not since his master died.

He leaned against a crooked bamboo and closed his eyes.

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The Tea Mistress and Her Rogue Samurai, Part 1 of 3

Fandom: Akagami no Shirayukihime, Obiyuki pairing

Word Count: 1,178

Rated Teen for language

The quiet inside the forest was calming. Obi’s ears perked up as he focused on the sounds around him, listening intently to the creaks and scratches of the bamboos.

Obi aimed his arrow straight ahead, toward an unassuming deer near the stream. “Venison stew, venison jerky, venison fucking pie...” His mouth salivated as he thought about all the things he could make with that kind of meat.

The sun was setting soon and he had less than an hour to hunt for dinner. Obi had spent all day chasing large wild game, but each prey seemed to be two steps ahead of him, running away before he could shoot the damn thing.

His hands trembled; the hunger was possibly affecting his nerves. He took another deep breath, waiting for the exact time to release his arrow. He closed his eyes for a quick second, tiredness crawling over his need to eat. It may have been more than a second because as soon as he opened them, a flash of bright red hair replaced the brown deer. Fuck, his meal was gone.

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Forgiveness in a Flask

KazaChi 2018: Day 1, Forgiveness

Words: 900

Rated T for Teens and Up

After hours of riding on horseback, Kazama slowed down, pulling the reins tight, and halting in front of a heavily wooded area. He pulled back some branches, clearing a way for him and Chizuru and revealing a set of familiar stairs that led to an entrance.

Chizuru’s heart pinched with each step and a breeze of nostalgia blew against her cheek like a kiss from a past she wanted to remember.

“These are the remains of Yukimura Village, Chizuru—the once thriving and beautiful land burned by greedy humans who wanted our Oni powers,” Kazama stated, pouring his flask of sake over an ash-covered area.

Kazama continued the story, his tone changing from remorse to indignant while Chizuru listened and wept, shedding a tear for each person involved—for her parents who died with peace in their hearts, for her twin brother who was now lost in rage, for her adoptive father consumed with so much hate and vengeance, and for the humans caught in this endless war where the winning side will have the most headstones in their graveyard.

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Day 1: First Kiss

“I’m so sad everyone is dead,” Chizuru cries, her voice trembling.

Kazama rolls his eyes and uses his oni speed to grab Chizuru’s face.

Her mouth is wide open, taking breathes in between her sobs. The tears in her eyes make her vision blurry, but she feels a gust of wind around her with flashes of gold and green approaching her.

She can smell the sake on his breathe as his mouth covers her lips. Her lips move on their own, and she doesn’t understand why her tongue darts out of her mouth and into his.

Sadness is burned (temporarily) away with the fire lit in her belly. Kazama’s tongue flicks back, tasting the tears on her lips. He’s pulling back, finally giving her the space to breathe. But she forgets where she is, forgets how her lungs work.

“What the f–” Chizuru mutters, her words forgetting themselves as well.

“Shut up and get your shit together,” he says, smirking. “Come to me when you’re done grieving for these peasants.”

Chizuru’s eyes are wide open, staring at the man who stole her first kiss. She is still, unmoving, unable to give him a response.

“If you don’t come to me, I’ll come to you.”

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