What do you think is the cringiest bit of dialogue from the games?
I’ll start: Judge Danforth from MID:
“What in the Sam Heck is a bitcoin?”
Nancy in ASH "And you ain't got nothin on me, cause I'm innocent, see!"
George: The inventor of chocolate milk was a poet, too?
Bess: Yum! I could write a poem or two about chocolate milk!
Gilbert Buford's "It appears our intruder is of the female variety"
Nancy smashes the Bechdel test every game by asking random women about their dead mothers
I'd choose Brenda "I don't think Nancy did the crime but I'd really like it to be true for the views" Carlton
I was slicing some brie and thought it looked familiar
Secret of the Old Cheese
Me, playing CLK: I'm an adult now, I can play senior detective!
Me, 30 minutes later when I realize the pars on mini golf are lower and I have not won a single toy pony:
As much as I love the idea of Nancy and Deirdre being together, I also really like Ned and think he's underrated. He's cute and sweet in a regular guy kind of way. The Tad Strange of Nancy Drew, a great complement to Nancy's feral energy
What is THAT puzzle that everyone complains about it's difficulty, but you find it easy? Not in terms of fun. Like, I like sorting chemicals in Malloy and CRE frass puzzle but I don't find it easy.
I am talking about you not understanding where the complaints come from. For me it's tea puzzle. You just follow the instructions. It was hard for me when I was younger bc I played with russian translation and they turned some instructions upside down.
started warnings at waverly academy & so far the biggest mystery is, why do so many of the girlies order toasted bagels with lettuce
The crunch
It's a heat wave, and you know what that means...
I'VE GOT TO GET THESE VEGETABLES IN TO SHORTY RIGHT AWAY
"Nancy Drew stories are supposed to be cute and fun, nothing deeper."
Me:
Ahhh, I'm so happy! The zine just came in the mail this morning. Thank you to @henrikvanderhussy for putting this together.
Me being older and realizing that Nancy getting Ned to ask Deirdre out on a date to distract her and stand her up the first time was actually an awful thing to do
My totally normal coping mechanism: when a situation is stressful or hard, I pretend I am in a Nancy Drew game 😌
Remember when tv shows had random musical episodes? What if there was a Nancy Drew game like that...
Brb, choosing the songs as we speak
Whenever I hear Nancy say "Haven't done that" when you click her checklist, I imagine it sung to the tune of "Gotta get that" from Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas
Make the worst Nancy Drew game premise challenge! I'll start.
Nancy has to investigate a kidnapping at an orphanage, and gets to talk to the orphans completely unsupervised about their dead parents.
Nancy drew has to use the internet conspiracy forums to investigate a robbery.
Nancy is going to track down all the lost luggage from her trips over the years. Good luck dealing with airlines and customs. JJ Ling is your only phone contact. The real treasure is the mom jeans we reclaim along the way.
Ned gets kidnapped and Nancy decides to do nothing. The rest of the game is fun vacation minigames.
