crowley used the metal tool in season 1 to start time, and we learn that he's used it first to start space. to create the stars -- he still remembers how. he still remembers all of heaven's passwords: in the books crowley is described as an optimist because he has the "utter surety... that the universe would look after him". not god, but the universe. and of course he does: he created it and he's looking after it, too.

think about it: aziraphale had a sword, but crowley is about to face satan who wants to destroy the world, and crowley's only weapon is a tool of creation

Remembering once again that The Mechanisms exist

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess

More art tutorials by Disney artists Griz and Norm Lemay

👀👀👀👀👀

Scream

"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

*pulling myself out of a shallow grave* you call this a fucking GRAVESITE, i call this a DISGRACE *dusting the dirt from my shroud* u gotta PACK the dirt in there boy i wanna feel like im being tucked into bed by a STEAMROLLER, i want 8.8k psi MINIMUM on this bitch *hacks up a shovelful of soil like a cat retching up a hairball* I'VE SLEPT UNDER MEATIER WEIGHTED BLANKETS

getting shot with a harpoon gun would suck so much because with other weapons you can be like oh i was shot i got impaled i was stabbed i was poisoned but there's just no cool way to say "i got harpooned" like no disrespect to any harpoon victims out there but it just sounds so goofy. it would probably leave a really cool scar though so i guess it evens out.

Source

Mushisai wire crafts, Japan

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

my 2d girlfriend jpegged me last night

You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

(bursts out laughing at the perfectly synchronized moment)

…Yeah, I’m a cheap date. (SHRUG)

I'll be honest whenever I see mention of gabriel the worker in clay all canon information about him is secondary in my brain to the bright, shining, immediately on-command knowledge that he labeled for decades

god is a 24 year old porn bot

the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

im given to understand that it generally takes a lot to leave ER staff speechless, but it sure was a good 5 seconds before she thought of anything to say to that