Baby armadillo.

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

not the onion

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

me: time  to browse tumblr dot com! 

the: 

i hit enter on accident like way early but honestly this works 

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

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And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

Not again, Satan

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.