Kaylin ✨

The music in water levels:

The music in snowy levels:

Don’t forget the desert levels

The haunted house level:

The cave level though

you are my peach, you are my plum

Sounds about white

y’all, the racist restaurants are outing themselves and you’re really going to give them shit about it?  this is a perfect list of establishments to run into the ground, and they’re handing it to you free of charge.

conversely, if a space is marked “unsafe” on the app, you know it IS safe for anyone with common human decency and can be happy with your dining experience knowing you will be protected by staff and other patrons if a MAGAsshole wanders into your midst.

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

I wanna tell you cheesy pick up lines and kiss you all night long.

when white people try to lecture u on ur own religion

The amount of Done in her face is priceless

“White privilege does not exist! I stand in line at Costco just like everyone else!!”

Me

when you’re making out real slow and she does little moans. wow.

girl thighs………… exquisite………………..

the funniest thing is that they really weren't the impostor

The sheer clarity of this waterfall in Alaska

He’s new on the farm and looks like he already made a friend. 

(via)

A good boy

Billy

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss