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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

source: Remy Boydell

Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

Picked up my meds and never in my life have I seen pills this shape.

Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

I have read it! It's not CIA but the OSS, the Office of Strategic Services that predates it. It's called "The Simple Sabotage Field Manual" and it's freely available online.

It's a short and great read on how to run interference without risking your life.

Ideas include:

- Derail meetings by going on long winded tangent about your personal experience (which incidentally convinces me my greatboss is trying to tank the business).

- Waste everybody's time on little details.

- Give badly worded instructions so people will have to ask clarifications and delay the process even more (ex: miximum).

- Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks

- Clog the toilets.

Pure black coffee no sugar

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

No answer

Breaking news:

New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, and California state AG’s are already stating they will REFUSE any Trump effort to do mass deportations, attacks on reproductive rights, or attacks on LGBTQ+ rights.

These states will not allow him to enact any harmful legislation without a fight. Other blue run states are expected to join them.

Sources:

New York: https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/2024/attorney-general-james-and-governor-hochul-commit-protecting-fundamental

Illinois: https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/11/07/gov-jb-pritzker-has-warning-for-donald-trump-you-come-for-my-people-you-come-through-me/

Massachusetts: https://www.latintimes.com/massachusetts-governor-vows-refuse-trump-request-help-mass-deportations-absolutely-not-565052

California:

tina kotek… save us…. save us tina kotek…

(for context: tina kotek is the current governor of oregon and is also 1 out of 3 governors who are openly LGBTQIA+ ! Tina has been married to her wife for 14 years i believe!)

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English