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Hi. I'm Valeria, 32, Italian. This is mostly a Supernatural and LOTR blog ✨
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Supernatural was so so so so so funny in how they were like: "Dean is such a ladies man, only boobs boobs boobs" and then they would give him a love interest in season 6 and never again.

BUT they'd have him make Cas a mixtape.

And grieve Cas like a heartbroken widower.

And then have him be happy for the first time all season once Cas returns to him (even though his mother'd still be missing).

And they'd have Dean stop with the hook-ups completely. And instead they'd have Dean make Cas watch movies together.

And have date nights.

And they'd have Dean on his knees confessing.

And the last person who'd confess his love to Dean would be a gay angel.

But Supernatural was so so so so so funny they'd be like: this means nothing.

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insane that the horniness between dean and cas was so palpable that the writers had no other choice but to write them being apart throughout most of season 9. dean and cas couldn’t even have a discussion about screwing a woman without the sexual tension going through the roof. god sitting at his typewriter getting increasingly furious at the two gayass men who simply CANNOT follow the narrative he wrote for them because they keep making googly eyes at each other and wanting to rip off each other’s clothes. understandable that this was his villain origin story actually

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adampvrrish

THEE man who would be king

dean's steadfast faith in cas despise sam and bobby believing he's betrayed them. cas refusing to hurt the winchesters even though it would protect his and crowley's plan. 'the worst part was dean trying so hard to be loyal' what the fuck!!! cas watching dean ALWAYS dean: in bobby's house, killing demons, watching dean rake leaves. even when dean knows cas has betrayed them he still wants to be there for him. 'where were you when i needed to hear it' 'i was there. where were you.' dean looking back at cas in the fire. both of them hurting each other to push each other away. their first big breakup. whoever wrote this episode is an insane person

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to recap

  • Adam Williams (supernatural s15 vfx coordinator) logs onto twitter at 1:36 pm est
  • confirms that the leaked scripts are real and were stolen and leaked by a fan
  • tells a j2 fan he sees destiel as canon and real BUT that dean isn’t bi
  • follows up by saying dean is.... biromantic and heterosexual? welcome back split attraction model i guess
  • wont stop saying “dangler” instead of dick
  • says “I’m 100% straight but I’ve had two boyfriends” and that’s how he sees dean
  • “so how can destiel be canon” he says “I don't think Dean wants to penetrate Castiel's anus with his penis. A kiss wouldn't hurt though. 🤔”
  • mentions he’s read nsfw fanfic
  • doesn’t understand what a content warning is
  • approves of a fan calling dean “Cassexual”
  • calls himself an alpha and says dean would top
  • THIS FUCKING TWEET HELLO? CRYING
  • says he’s more of an “alpha” than misha collins ?????
  • compares bi dean fans to QAnon supporters
  • says he’s never seen riverdale
  • it’s been under an hour since the first tweet
  • help
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sailorsally

Dean Winchester just up and decided that he was gonna call Castiel, the 400 million year old angel of the lord who literally was so powerful that he managed to pull Dean out of hell and disobey God himself "Cas" ? And then proceeded to throw cheesy pop culture references at him until the angel fell in love with him?

Can't believe that worked

Unparalleled chaotic bi energy

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