can you imagine lily finding the marauders map and trying to open it
mr. moony would like to ask lily if she could please put the map down before all hell breaks loose
mr. padfoot would like to tell lily not to put the map down because he’s quite looking forward to mr. prongs shitting his pants
mr. moony would like to tell mr. padfoot to stop saying shit
mr. wormtail would like to tell lily her hair looks nice today and also is mr. prongs doing okay?
mr. prongs is not doing okay
mr. padfoot would like to ask lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often
mr. prongs would like to say fuck you to mr. padfoot and would also like to ask lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named james potter
mr. moony would like to slam his head against a wall
mr. wormtail thinks perhaps lily should put this parchment down and walk away
mr. prongs does not want lily to put this down as he’s still waiting on an answer about the whole james potter thing
mr. padfoot is having the time of his life
mr. padfoot would also like to say that this james fellow seems like an awful human being who smells like dung. at least, that’s mr. padfoot’s impression
mr. prongs would like to tell mr. padfoot to SHUT THE HELL UP
mr. moony apologizes to lily
mr. prongs would like to say that james potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and mr. prongs has heard he would make a wonderful boyfriend
mr. padfoot thinks mr. prongs is good at being subtle
mr. prongs thinks mr. padfoot should stick his head up his ass
and lily’s like “what the fuck”
