person asking me about what i study: oh so why did you take some ancient greek classes?

me, thinking about my plan to go back in time to ancient lesbos and eat sappho out until she can’t remember her own name: y’know it’s just such a beautiful and historically important language

hate to rain on your parade here but sappho lived like 2500 years ago and as such she probably washed her pussy like approximately never

1. funnily enough, people in the ancient world were aware of hygiene as a concept

2. do i look like a coward

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard

Germany right now

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

so otp i can’t stand it #and here is the mating ritual of two time lords #the male preens for his mate using subtle hand movements #exposure of the suspenders shows the male’s virility #he conducts a throughout inspection of the female time lord #and he finds her immensely pleasing #the female is intrigued by the male’s antics #you can see from her expression that she will later couple with the male #where she will assert her dominance over the male time lord in all things #including bed and flying his tardis #the male is secretly thrilled with both

(via savvyliterate)

HELLO LITTLE CHILD.

Jon Snow arrives at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (insp)

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

#HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING OH MY GODDDDDD

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

no bUT DON’T YOU THINK 12 LOOKS LIKE A RAPPER IN THIS SCENE

YO WASSUP IT’S YA BOY

technocat:

#I bet they put him there on purpose#guarding River’s cell is like Stormcage hazing #the other guards are in the control room #watching the monitors and trading bets #somebody brought pretzels and they’re elbowing each other and offering live commentary #DON’T BRING HER THE PHONE MAN IT IS A TRAP #oh god #he’s so dumb #what do you think? is she gonna knock him out? #use the lipstick #aww man I love the lipstick #BEST DISCIPLINARY ACTION EVER #oh oh oh LOOK #SHE IS REACHING FOR THE CLEAVAGE #LIPSTICK IT IS #WIN #OH YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!! #did he just TELL her it’s his first day? #GOD DAMMIT MAN ARE YOU STUPID? #DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ORIENTATION? #oh - oh - AND THERE HE GOES #you dumbass #Bye River #oh look she’s drawing something #should we sound the alarm? #nahhhh #man I hope she brings us back something good#last time she went to some planet called America and brought us all back these calandars (via areyoumarriedriver)

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

actual photo of robert and stannis baratheon

not pictured: Renly Baratheon

Brienne, Stannis, Bran, Hodor and Theon all protest to being excluded from HBO’s latest Game of Thrones Season Four Promo Images.