your revulsion is my sword

An uplifting message.

fairy glen, scotland

have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

Man Ray, 1923

i used to do this thing when people would angrily disagree with me in a forum thread where i would immediately pretend to launch a text-based rpg called TOWER OF THE WIZARD and provide them with settings and scenarios and prompt action inputs from them and for some reason they would start playing it every time

Feeding the Night Dog

Calamity Cole (@calamitycoleart)

"Snake Bag" by Leah Aripotch

You just wrought a giggle from my body lol

i think there might be mold growing inside me