Headcanon that the AgaCly kids climb Menelaus like a pine tree
#he’d visit and the girls will be like UNCLE IS HEREEEE OUR PLAYGROUND#he’d have electra on his shoulders and iphigenia and chrysothemis at each leg#helen and clytemnestra would just laugh their asses off#and agamemnon having the biggest laugh#when told to him#meanwhile orestes (still a baby) would coo at the sight (he never got to climb him)#;)#the iliad#menelaus#agamemnon#clytemnestra#helen of sparta#chrysothemis#electra#orestes#iphigenia