Stop. Stop characterizing Chrysothemis as “Team Clytemnestra” she’s team family. She’s team “Electra, Orestes is alive!” She’s team “I don’t hate you that much” she’s team I don’t want anymore death and murder and I miss how things used to be. I love you both but I can’t kill our mother. Hatred can’t keep me alive.
The urgent need to rewrite the Oresteia and make Helen and Menelaus competent parental figures
hey sophocles, anne carson, this is kinda devastating?
Orestes: oh look who it is: mister wifeguy (derogatory)
Electra looking exactly like the female version of Agamemnon is just perfect to me. Orestes looks at her and sees their father, obeying her. Menelaus looks at her and sees his dead brother, guilt-ridden and mourning her. Clytemnestra looks at her and sees the worst, treating her the way she never would if she was Iphigenia.
Chysothemis, the only sister she grew up with, is probably the only one who sees Electra as Electra.
additionally, orestes looks like clytemnestra (canon) so he’s there to kill a reflection of himself, his mother, the worst part of himself
Electra looking exactly like the female version of Agamemnon is just perfect to me. Orestes looks at her and sees their father, obeying her. Menelaus looks at her and sees his dead brother, guilt-ridden and mourning her. Clytemnestra looks at her and sees the worst, treating her the way she never would if she was Iphigenia.
Chrysothemis, the only sister she grew up with, is probably the only one who sees Electra as Electra.
Orestes my beloved unstable individual
He looks like he's about to have a crisis, cry, commit murder, cry, vomit, cry again and faint all at the same time.
If I spend too much time thinking about this I'll die.
Perseus: I'll kill anyone to defend my mom
Telemachus: I'll kill anyone my mom tells me to
Orestes: I'll kill my mom
Oh don't mind me thinking about how Agamemnon's parent-like love for Menelaus was probably one of his attributes that endeared Clytemnestra to him...
Enough with the absent father/mother trope, its time for girlfailure aunt and boyloser uncle (helen and menelaus)
you like AGAMEMNON more than Paris?
Well yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm drawn to his big brother nature, his relationship with Clytemnestra and his cursed family, with his brother, his asshole-ish decisions that shaped the Trojan War, his death, and the Oresteia with him and Iphigenia haunting the narrative... I like him! Not more than Menelaus but I find him really interesting!
Also if you have read the Odyssey, there's a scene where as a ghost Agamemnon asks Odysseus if he knew where Orestes was, if he was safe with Menelaus, because Clytemnestra never let him hold Orestes (presumably after Iphigenia's death) and had banished Orestes when Agamemnon returned home from the war. He's heartbroken when Odysseus cannot give him an answer and they both sob in grief not knowing the state of their sons. And that scene really just humanized Agamemnon to me.
Headcanon that the AgaCly kids climb Menelaus like a pine tree
Children of Agamemnon and Clytemnestra as Melodrama songs:
Iphigenia - Writer in the Dark ("Did my best to exist just for you / Now she's gonna play and sing and lock you in her heart / I am my mother's child / I'll love you 'til my breathing stops / I'll love you 'til you call the cops on me”)
Electra - Liability ("All that a stranger would see / Is one girl swaying alone, stroking her cheek / They say, "You're a little much for me / You're a liability / The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy / 'Til all of the tricks don't work anymore, and then they are bored of me")
Orestes - Sober II ("You asked if I was feeling it, I'm psycho high / Know you won't remember in the morning when I speak my mind / And the terror and the horror / God, I wonder why we bother / All the glamour and the trauma / and the fucking melodrama")
Chrysothemis - Hard Feelings/Loveless (“Please, could you be tender? And I will sit close to you / I care for myself the way I used to care about you / 'Til I don't need fantasy, 'til I feel you leave / Bet you wanna rip my heart out / Well, guess what? I'd like that.")
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Pylades - The Lourve ("I am your sweetheart psychopathic crush / Drink up your movements, still I can't get enough / Blow all my friendships / To sit in hell with you / Okay I know that you are not my type (still I fall) / I'm just the sucker who let you fill her mind")
Agamemnon serving zero cunt because he gave it all to his depressed kids