antenna?

check. claws?

check. nonsensical taxonomy?

check. lets roll out.

Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike screaming  (still loud, mind your ears) :

M A J E S T I C

Hey reblog this with the weirdest pic you have of your Furby here’s mine

Cryptid Sunnie

those are porn vhs tapes in case you’re wondering

All of them have pictures next to this wall but Jo Jo’s is the best one

taken from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ4aygkiJQg

this is a hell of a way to learn that there’s a thriving furby fan community on tumblr

i’m a BIG fan of this cover

please tell me this is a romance

i saw this ad at 2 am last night and had to take a screenshot just to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating

Tumblr ads are getting increasingly incomprehensible, yet relatable.

This is still one of the greatest lines that has ever been written.

‘seinfeld’ script

written by 10 people using predictive text keyboards

source: transcripts of episodes from season 3 of seinfeld. source texts specific to character with separate source for stage directions. 18 word options at each step. finished script also includes one or two stage directions generated by a recurrent neural network.

writers: carl s, corey g, elle o, erin m, gabe m, jonah c, joseph p, kai c, rob d

editors me and rob d

transcript:

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“You became a legend, I got a big picnic”

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

ok i’m fucking screaming my friend found this on amazon and apparently it’s like a whole niche and

@sommerrev You and Caitlin need all of these for the kitchen

holy shit

I want to collect Foodimals

They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:

@trashfirefallon new cryptids.

I LOVE THEM

Y’all forgot the squirrel 

Look at this late-Retrofuture domestic concept: the “Kitchen Satellite”. The design is by Luigi Colani, a man with an Italian-sounding name who is a German of Kurdish descent.

As an industrial designer, Colani knew what the public wanted in a kitchen: terrifically cramped, orange, plastic, and spherical. Inexplicably, this didn’t catch on.

I bet there’s a tiny cabinet in there somewhere with a canister of Tang.

Unused textures found in the data for Super Princess Peach.

Reader-submitted artwork from N-Force magazine.

Some boss Nick Fury vs. SHIELD covers by Jim Steranko, Bill Sienkiewicz, Joe Jusko, Kevin Nowlan and Tom Palmer.  The whole series (and other Nick Fury stuff) is on sale now!

Officially the greatest scene in animation’s history

satan put this on earth to shake our faith

This is an actual nightmare

This is an animated representation of disturbed my brain felt while watching Fritz the Cat

Still better than Dingo…