Antlers of Iron

RPG Girl ~

concept art for a role playing game I’ll never make because I dont know how to code

fake rpg enemies!!!!

(…or maybe friends…?)

RPGprototype - Process for Early Alpha Dungeon v0.3 - 3 Modular Demos http://www.artofscholes.com/rpg-prototype/

my compulsive need to finish all side missions before moving on because I want to keep my quest log clean is killing me im going through the galaxy map like this

Take a look at this! That right there is the quest log. Now let’s talk about the quest log. Can we talk about the quest log, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the quest log with you all day, okay? Side Quest. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Side Quest’s objectives are getting sent back to me. Side Quest, Side Quest! I look in the quest log, well THIS WHOLE BOX IS SIDE QUESTS!

So I say to myself, I gotta find these objectives. I gotta go up to their waypoints. I gotta put these collectables in these guys’ goddamn hands otherwise they’re never gonna get them! They’re gonna keep coming back to me. So I go up to that waypoint and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Side Quest. The objective does not exist! Okay. so I decided, ohhhhh shit, buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There’s no Side Quest? You gotta be kidding me. I got boxes full of Side Quests, right, so I start marching my way down to the devs.

And I knock on their door and I say “DEEEEEEEVS! DEEEEEEEEEEEVS! I gotta talk to you about Side Quests!” And when I open the door, what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! THERE. ARE. NO. DEVS. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town!

I’m making a game where you manage a fantasy rpg in a retro OS style interface.

give a man a fish and he’ll [INVENTORY: <Fish> +1], but teach a man to fish and he’ll [SKILLS: <Level Up> <Fishing> +5 ability] 

ah yes the four fantasy rpg races: strong, elf, furry, and smol

New fantasy classes based on this post: (x)

Traditional fantasy-based MMO classes redesigned for a post-apocalyptic setting.

Individual posts with design notes and weapon details:

01 priests || 02 knights|| 03 hunters 04 merchants || 05 bards || 06 rogues 07 monks || 08 paladins || 09 mages

The Sailor Scout, Fantasy RPG set!

All incredible, but Jupiter is my favorite because hammer.

irl Battlefield 4: Chinese engineer

Madoka Magica ups their arsenal 

Battlefield 4 art

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Dr. Who RPG

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