Antlers of Iron

On a way cooler note, a goblin fired an arrow at me in D&D and I had to roll to avoid it

I rolled a natural 20

Snatched that shit out of the air

I asked if I could throw it back

I had to roll a ranged attack with disadvantage (I’m a fucking cleric)

I rolled TWO natural 20

really fucked up that night of sleep

You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 

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