i’ll stop making hamlet memes when i’m dead

You would not believe your eyes

If your dad’s ghost materialized At the stroke of twelve by the castle’s keep

In armor, appearing there To cry ‘foul murder’ to the air It may seem rude but justice has fled from here

the latter

I want a reimagining of Hamlet that is completely faithful to the original except that Hamlet is replaced with Craig Middlebrooks from Parks and Rec.

this is my friend Horatio and HE DROVE ME HERE.

Is… is this not basically what Hamlet is like?

@ofgeography

QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, he’s mad!

HAMLET

OSRIC You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is–

HAMLET

GHOST Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

HAMLET Murder!

GHOST Murder most foul, as in the best it is; But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

HAMLET Haste me to know’t, that I, with wings as swift As meditation or the thoughts of love, May sweep to my revenge.

Ghost I find thee apt; And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf, Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear: ‘Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard, A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark Is by a forged process of my death Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth, The serpent that did sting thy father’s life Now wears his crown.

HAMLET

Trump offers Jeb the position of running-mate to humiliate him further but Jeb assassinates him when he least expects

It’s like Hamlet

the ghost of George H.W. Bush appears to Jeb and tells him to restore honor to the Republican Party

AVENGE ME HAMLET FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER

Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV  (via agentelyan)

i hope y'all know this reached its goal and is actually happening for one night in providence ri this september. it’s starring a bunch of adoptable pugs. you can get tickets but it’ll be livestreamed also

Performance will be September 16, 2015. Get tickets here.  Kickstarter page here.

William Shakespeare’s Star Wars

By Ian Doescher

Available from Firebox

(via: mahlibombing)

Close enough.

CRYING