How most Ankh-Morpork based books go

Villain of the book: We'll get rid of Vetinari!

Vetinari: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*

Vimes: NOT MY VETINARI YOU BITCH

Colon and Nobby: *Those Two Guys: Level 6000*

Angua: Carrot, we should talk about...

Carrot: I completely accept you!

Angua: Carrot you didn't even listen

Detritus: *is flawless*

Sybil: *adorable and also badass* *when she actually does something*

Dibbler: *obligatory appearance*

Gaspode and his adopted homeless guys: *somehow always important to the mystery*

Villain: No! You cannot defeat me! I'm invincible!

I'M AFRAID NOT.