Be Bruce Willis
He looks a lot more lucid than he did on the other side, except for the fact that his eyes are glued on broiled-Dave and wide in horror.
So you flashstep over and deadpan at him, “No, wait, let me guess: you see dead people.”
He doesn’t look up at you, but blinks a moment. “I feel like you're making a joke at my expense. I'm just not quite sure what it is.”