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Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

After Tantiss, when Tech comes back to Pabu...

Tech: *takes one look at Crosshair goofing off with Batcher and glares at Hunter* Typical.

Hunter: What?

Tech: You would not let Wrecker keep Growler the Tooka. You would not let me keep the lizard from Saleucami. You told Echo he could not keep that lemur creature he found on Asper Prime but of COURSE the moment CROSSHAIR asks for a pet you let him keep a whole-tail DEADLY TRACKER HOUND.

He’s the baby brother of course he was allowed to have a pet 😌

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Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

After Tantiss, when Tech comes back to Pabu...

Tech: *takes one look at Crosshair goofing off with Batcher and glares at Hunter* Typical.

Hunter: What?

Tech: You would not let Wrecker keep Growler the Tooka. You would not let me keep the lizard from Saleucami. You told Echo he could not keep that lemur creature he found on Asper Prime but of COURSE the moment CROSSHAIR asks for a pet you let him keep a whole-tail DEADLY TRACKER HOUND.

Hunter: I didn’t let Crosshair keep a deadly tracker hound! …I let Omega keep a deadly tracker hound.

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Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

After Tantiss, when Tech comes back to Pabu...

Tech: *takes one look at Crosshair goofing off with Batcher and glares at Hunter* Typical.

Hunter: What?

Tech: You would not let Wrecker keep Growler the Tooka. You would not let me keep the lizard from Saleucami. You told Echo he could not keep that lemur creature he found on Asper Prime but of COURSE the moment CROSSHAIR asks for a pet you let him keep a whole-tail DEADLY TRACKER HOUND.

Spoiled baby

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Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

After Tantiss, when Tech comes back to Pabu...

Tech: *takes one look at Crosshair goofing off with Batcher and glares at Hunter* Typical.

Hunter: What?

Tech: You would not let Wrecker keep Growler the Tooka. You would not let me keep the lizard from Saleucami. You told Echo he could not keep that lemur creature he found on Asper Prime but of COURSE the moment CROSSHAIR asks for a pet you let him keep a whole-tail DEADLY TRACKER HOUND.

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Crosshair when Tech 'um akshullys' him: Crosshair: ugh Crosshair: stop Crosshair: no one cares Crosshair: Alexa can you turn off your brother Crosshair: Echo how do you say shut up in Mando'a Crosshair when Tech 'um akshullys' anyone else: Crosshair: oooooooooh Crosshair: get DESTROYED Crosshair: have you considered not being WRONG Crosshair: BOW TO HIS SUPERIOR INTELLECT
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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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captn-trex

*ahem*

an updated version cause I’m a heckin moron 😁 I fear the damage is done already but anyways…

right I’m off to jail now for this fuck up of the century

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feluka

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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