Josephine: No, Inquisitor - "eating pussy" does not count as a full meal.
Inquisitor: What about if I do it with Leliana? She hasn't eaten either.
Josephine: No!
Leliana: Josie! I think I'm rather famish, personally.
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For the alternate love interest: inky and Josephine?
Ahhh. I love them!
Since I couldn't romance Leliana in DAI, I actually did "canonically" - as canonically for BioWare's sake - romanced both my Inquisitors, Alexandra and Amayian, with Josephine on their playthroughs. I honestly adore Josephine's romance with all my heart. And honestly, depending on how politically savvy the Inquisitor is, they would be such a terrifying power couple in Thedas....or the cutest old couple you see sitting on their porch during the day, just talking.
Josephine gives me the vibes of those teachers who would add memes to their PowerPoints
Okay so top 5 list of da characters you'd fuck first and and which ones you would have an orgy with! Go!!!!
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Okay, I know I can't just say Leliana, but I am very tempted. Lol
Seriously:
- Leliana, obviously.
- Josephine. She deserves a sweet fucking where she can just relax and be worshiped.
- Morrigan. I love her a lot, okay. She has a lot of problems, but she also needs a lot of comfort sex.
- Isabela. Same with the others, but it would be more of the works to convince her to take the comfort along side the sex.
- The Inquisitor, because the sheer thrill of fucking Andraste's herald would be hot.
In terms of orgies:
Leliana and Josephine would be interesting, because I think Leliana definitely brings out Josephine's kinky side.
The Protagonists of DA: Because, lets be real. Some of us have very hot characters that would be fun in an orgy.
And that's all I can think of right now.
Anonymous asked:
Ship questions: 7, 8, 9, 10
Thank you for the ask!
7. Most innocent ship: Cole/Maryden. They just give me a lot of soft vibes, and the idea that Cole helps her find her muse makes my heart flutter.
8. Most fluffy ship: Inquisitor/Leliana. This is a Leliana/Inquisitor blog. I have to talk about my favorite ship somehow. Lol. But to me, a hypothetical romance with Leliana in Inquisition is extremely fluffy and soft. The Inquisitor helping her push through her depression, reminding her she is not alone and she could lean on them if need be, and that she is safe to be her around them is just ahhhhh.
9. Most angsty ship: All the mage romances that end up hurting you. Also known as Morrigan/Warden, Hawke/Anders, and Solas/Inquisitor. While I particularly don't like Anders or Solas, there is no doubt that those ships can be very angsty, especially since your Hawke could kill Anders at the end of the game, even romanced, I think. Morrigan leaves you and you have to chase her to be reunited with her once more, so angst there as well. Damn mages and their sadness.
10. Most smutty ship: Alexandra/Leliana, Amayian/Leliana, or Josephine/Amayian or Josephine/Alexandra. All of them are pretty sinful on their own, though they tend to be more fluffy with their lovers. I can definitely see Josephine as ace, but also I can see her as having lots of kinks she keeps bottled up inside her for the sake of appearance. I just want to see the Ambassador unraveled. ;3
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Josephine, when the Inquisitor when they call Gaspard Mr. Clean, and Leliana praying before she grabs her bow and arrow to shoot at Gaspard’s supporters on her day off.
Anonymous asked:
Amayian getting teased by Leliana, and Josie telling her to give Amayian a break before he breaks his pants, all while she undoes them and start to stroke him.
The real question is: is it Josie undoing the straps of his breeches, or Leliana? In either case, the teasing doesn’t relent, and poor Amayian is doing his best to retain at least somewhat civil control by not tearing off their clothes. One of Leliana’s favorite things is to tease Amayian into the point that all his self-control shatters, and he takes her hard, until she cannot move or think.
Josephine: Aren’t you supposed to be working?
Leliana: I am working.
Josephine: You’ve been staring at the Inquisitor’s behind and their muscles for the past thirty minutes.
Josephine really has that look of “I’m going to climb this man and not be able to walk or think for days.”
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“Oh, you’re certainly...taller than I would had thought you to be.”
Some more height difference, because I adore Josie and leli’s height difference to Amayian’s.
Not flirting with Josie is like telling @noeldressari not to drink water. asdnadas
Fmk: Bethany, Isabela, Josie.
I- why just you hurt me like this???? I call these ladies the big titty squad because Isabela and Bethany are stacked and Josephine definitely is in my head.
Fuck: Isabela? I love her and would die for her, but it’s Josie and Josie was my first romance in da, so she has a soft place in my heart.
Marry: Josephine. Smart, intelligent, adorable. Me and her can discuss books while I get her flustered by calling her adorable. She’ll also keep me sane and could uplift a lot of my depression, because she’s so kind.
Kill: It isn’t the first time Bethany died, and it won’t be the last. If it was someone else besides isa or Josie, I would had picked her as a marry at least. But sadly, someone had to go, and like in game, it all came down to small details for plot.
At Amayian’s request, and because of course she would do this, Josephine goes full on mom mode and caretaker whenever Amayian is away on journeys when Leliana is pregnant. It becomes part of the annual report to know if she has been eating well, if there has been any complications, and which healer has seen to it while Amayian is away. Josephine is also ready to be the best aunt possible. No matter how much Amayian or Leliana spoiled the kids, it pales to what Josie would do.
Josephine: Is...is that Amayian’s shirt?
Leliana, who is definitely in Amayian’s shirt: No. It’s my dress.
Amayian, walks in shirtless: Have any of you seen my shirts?