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kaiju-junk

Pokémon GO PSA !!! SAFETY WARNING!

There have been several counts of people being robbed at gunpoint at Poke'stops already. The robbers have been using the Lure Module items to attrack other players to the Poke'stops in more secluded and “ out of the way ” areas

Be safe fellow trainers and stay away from Modules in low populated areas, and never Poke'venture alone !!

REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES! Even if you don’t play Pokemon Go someone you know might be!

The robbery was real. Make sure that when you go out to catch Pokemon, try to be with a small group of people you trust. Don’t let people like that ruin the Pokemon experience for us. BE SAFE.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. What have we come to.

*CM OFF* That is why I drive a car….

Yeah but….just read that through, very slowly. Human beings are robbing each other at gun point for cheesy virtual animals. I mean WOW

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Napping together is an important part of a relationship

Which is why my cat and I have a rock solid relationship

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Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.
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mrbulian

do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted

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He believed that if he took apart her wings she would have to stay. That if he filled her head with thoughts of a better tomorrow she would never leave. What a fool he was, to believe she needed wings to fly.

Lukas Boyer (via lovelustquotes)

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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demigration

Public service announcement: Please don’t support Urban Outfitters, not only do they constantly cause controversy with racism,and glorifying mental illness, but they’re ridiculously overpriced. I know you like their stuff but there are ((more affordable)) alternatives.  I get all my stuff at ameliastardust and it’s all great quality and not only is she not problematic but she’s a fellow tumblr user, so please just save your money and support actual good small stores like this.   

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demesmerize

i just find it funny that they sell the same exact things but urban outfitters hikes up their products ¾ths the price

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zeeavini

omg yes finally someone posts an alternative to urban outfitters instead of just bashing them, does anyone remember when they made a  Faux Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt after the shooting??

oh my god this is actually insane??  I can’t believe they’re charging 8 dollars for a PLASTIC CHOKER. JFC. Also you guys can use the code TUMBLR for 15% off your order at AmeliaStardust.nyc, plus I throw in a free gift to make ya extra happy!

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