Both of them should not be taking care of growing kids I think
#Was thinking about Stan in a kiss the cook apron and started squeeing so I drew it...#Then I thought about the grunkles and their nutrition and the horror slowly set in#about 1. Stan's cholesterol and 2. Ford's attempt at fueling his meat body#Stan's three square meal of beef burger pancakes and bacon (I think he's a little allergic to vegetables)#and Ford I think stole like 1 metric tonne of stamina cubes from the “no time to eat” dimension and pops a cube and calls it a day#I think Mabel and Dipper don't like vegetables and they're so happy that Stan doesn't either (primary caretaker)#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#mabel pines#dipper pines