endless gifs of john mulaney ★ [14/?]

Why study for exams when you can deduce the answers based on context clues from other questions and then use those answers to provide you with even more context clues for even more questions in an hour-long stress-fueled Professor Layton-esque logic puzzle extravaganza of future-hinging doom.

1st of September. Nineteen years later.

f is for friends who do stuff together

u is for you and me

n is for nothing in the world could have ever prepared james potter for realising that peter had sentenced him, his wife, his baby to death. peter pettigrew, always a bumbling happy little boy, somewhat insecure, somewhat oddly placed between james and sirius, but nevertheless a true friend, a real brother. james loved him and would have gone to the ends of the earth to protect pete, would have died to save him if he were given no other choice. but peter, peter willingly left his best friend, wife and child to voldemort. nothing could have ever surpassed the weight of james’ heart as he realised, the last thoughts that raced through his mind as he fell to the floor. his trust had never faltered.

Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like your friend doesn’t need or want you anymore and you slowly disappear.

harry potter characters as The Onion headlines

harry: man wakes from nightmare relieved it was only expression of his real life problems

ron: self-deprecating man just scratching surface of how pathetic he actually is

hermione: gifted, passionate student really stretching limits of school’s resources

snape: courageous man overcomes woman’s body language to continue hitting on her

voldemort: attempted murderer gave it his best shot

umbridge: teacher who dedicates life to students is total fucking bitch

sirius: we kept this man who served 30 years for a crime he didn’t commit waiting for half an hour at a coffee shop

dudley: spoiled, doughy brat makes local parent feel spiritually whole

lucius malfoy: wealthy father nervously waits for response after sending donations to son’s top college choices