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Michael Distortion has yaoi hands, which means that somewhere out in the world, there's a tiny femboy Avatar who was destined to pair up with him and now never will.

Maybe he's a Lonely Avatar.

You’re right and you should say it

Dear Gerard Way:

I am sorry for killing your immortal vampire soul with a sharpened stick I found outside. I had to do it because my roommate was being a major bitch and trying to become the vessel for your astral vampiric lifeform and frankly I just needed her to cut it out. She was biting people and burning beloved artifacts (she burnt the Kermit plushie I was in a relationship with. Do not judge me for being in a relationship with a muppet. What do you even know about love Gerard Way). In any case, it was honestly kind of your fault that she went so crazy. Whatever "chemical" you were putting in "My Chemical Romance" was not safe for her mind, body, or soul and I think being emo turned her into a witch. If you wish to apologize in return for what you put me through, I will gladly accept. But yeah. Sorry, I suppose.

I thought this said Gerard Keay and nearly had a seizure. Then I read what it actually said and I actually had a seizure