So, I asked an AI for a popular Tumblr post and

"

Did you know that the average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting for red lights to turn green? But I'm not an average person. I've trained my eyes to shoot laser beams at traffic lights, so they turn green as soon as I approach. Now, I have an extra 6 months to spend doing the things I love, like collecting vintage rubber ducks and trying to speak whale language. What have you done to make the most of your time?""

I think most of the people could be AI tbh