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So, I was thinking - it seems unfair that I just keep all info on my projects to myself up until release day, right ?

But also I can’t exactly start posting about all of them. That would be chaos

So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m gonna make a poll - where y’all can vote on which project I talk about first, or most

If there are any specific topics from my projects you would like to see info on, my inbox is open - plus, you can comment it below this post

And for those who don’t know, these are my projects -

1) Crimson Redux - a fully original story about a world where supernatural forces, dictated by the influences of three godlike (and mostly unknown) entities - Alexithymia, Dysthymia and Dysphoria. Follow James Barker, the son of a serial killer, as he tries his best to navigate his way through this world, dealing with love, loss and action as he does

2) Lion’s Mane (WIP title) - This is just a retelling of the story of Alexander the Great and his lover Hephaestion

3) Take My Heart - A modern AU, and supremely angsty Patrochilles fanfic where Achilles is the heir to a massive corporation dissatisfied with his life, and Patroclus is the indie musical artist whose videos he comes across one day

This is actually an excerpt from it

4) Tearing Tides - The story of an immortal, an ancient child of Scythia, blessed with immortality by the Gods, following him through the years as he meets with ancient historical figures and fellow demigods alike, until he makes his way to modern day. Technically a PJO fanfic

5) Avatar Crew - An AU of The Magnus Archives where Slaughter Avatar Melanie King, Spiral Avatar Michael Distortion, Desolation Avatar Tim Stoker, Eye Avatar Jonathan Sims, and Web Avatar Annabelle Cane all get together to form the one big Avatar family, each member helping the others to feed, with occasional intercessions from a similarly symbiotic Hunt Avatar Daisy Tonner and Flesh Avatar Jared Hopworth.

At least, right up until Jon has a change of heart and leaves the Crew for less bloodstained pastures, rooming with Lonely Avatar Martin Blackwood

6) Sunlit Prince (WIP title) - A VERY barebones project, but basically a retelling of the Iliad and the stories preceding it from the perspective of Hector of Troy

7) Vine-wrapped Gold (WIP title) - equally barebones project, but basically a retelling of the Epic of Gilgamesh

8) Silver-sheen Traitor (WIP title) - perhaps the most barebones out of them all, but a slightly modernized (and very gay) retelling of the Bible from Judas’ perspective

Now, I can’t in good faith offer to post about the last three projects (mostly because I’m still trying to figure out what to do with them, and if I should even try) so please don’t comment about them

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In RWRB, a homophobic, piece-of-shit Republican candidate stalked the 22-year old First Son of the USA for months, hacked into the White House’s servers to leak his personal emails to the world, and was outed for all of this a few days before the election, along with being revealed as a pedophiliac abusive rapist, and was STILL almost elected

Casey McQuiston, you prophetic fuck (/pos)

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

I won't just die on this hill. I'll be cremated on it and have my ashes blown in Donald Trump's Cheeto-ass face

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Welcome to my YR obsession!

✨ queer, disabled and indigenous ✨ adhd, autism, cptsd ✨

According to hate anons I'm an ✨old hag✨ too! 🥰 @stretchoutfics calls me ✨intimacy coordinator for fanfiction✨

I write Young Royals analysis posts and fanfiction, and I sometimes beta fics too. Links to my fics below the cut! In addition, @youngroyalsarchive is my pet procject/linkfest to fandom posts with analyses/meta, gifs, art, video edits, fic recs and YR enthusiasm. (on hiatus but lots of s1-2 stuff)

Most of my posts are reblogs, because that's how fandom on tumblr works. I also reblog SKAM gifs, queer stuff, and some other things I like or think is important. Most of the not yr posts goes into my other sideblog though, which you may discover if you ✨reblog stuff.✨

Are you new on tumblr? CHANGE YOUR ICON, add a blog title and a bio - even just "not a bot" or "New to tumblr" so people don't block you, or worse, report your blog as spam!

The tumblr calendar of events you're likely to see on my dash

Analysis post collection Part 1 Part 2 After s3 part 1

Accounts to follow

Why I write fics

In short, to write the kind of intimacy I longed for and missed reading when I was young; the Young Royals style intimacy. I'm writing it as accurately as I can because I wish I had more knowledge when I was young. And I'm writing queer love as holy and equal because to me it is. More on writing queer intimacy here.

I also write fanfiction because I have a massive justiceboner and believe in a better world.

My fics and ficlets:

Read below the cut

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You know I don’t think I’ve really… registered what just happened yet. Like I’m still floating along, knowing intellectually who won the US election, but not quite believing it

It all just seems so unreal, you know ?

71 million people voted for a convicted criminal over a WOC. 71 million people showed that they value their gas prices over women’s lives, over disabled people’s lives, over POC’s lives, over queer people’s lives

A sizable chunk of that 71 million were those things themselves

It just… it feels like a horror movie. Knowing what’s happening, that trans rights are gonna collapse like a house of cards, that Gaza is all but obliterated already, that millions of millions of people are about to go through the worst hell I can think of

And this is happening in America, of all places. America. This isn’t right. Y’all aren’t supposed to be like this.

I’m in a third-world country. To me, America is working proof that queer rights, that women’s rights, that disabled people’s rights, can exist somewhere. That they’re not just empty pipe dreams

America. If this can happen to America, of all places, then what hope is there for the likes of us ?

Is this what it was like for the people of the 1920s, watching as Weimar was swallowed up by Nazi Germany ?

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Queer people, please know that you’re loved

POCs, please know that you’re loved

Women, please know that you’re loved

Disabled folk, please know that you’re loved

Every and anyone who is going to be in the crosshairs of the demon America just set on its throne, please know that however bad things seem now, there are people out there who love you. I love you.

And Trump supporters, please know that you’re absolute pieces of shit who deserve nothing but the deepest pit of the deepest Hell

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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

Been seeing some people confused on what this means SO added this on to the post

Hope this clears it up

Insanely happy with how far this post is going but I need everyone and I mean EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS POST TO PLEASE

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

We can’t just let this man get away with this and go completely free we NEED to fight back against this.

Here’s what you can do

1.Follow the instructions in the picture (alt text is included)

2.SPREAD THIS,SPREAD THIS LIKE CRAZYREBLOG,REPOST ON OTHER PLATFORMS, MAKE VIDEOS ON IT,TIKTOKS ON IT IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER JUST SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

3.CONTACT ANY ONE YOU MIGHT KNOW CAN HELP

Your government officials,people who run news websites FUCKING ANYONE

I know shit may seem hopeless right now but that is no reason to atleast TRY to make a difference

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You know, I never really considered this, but Odysseus’ having to be told that Ruthlessness is good in Epic becomes even funnier if you assume that the Trojan War played out the same

This little fucker was responsible for 90% of the war crimes in Troy. He abandoned Philoctetes on a random island because he got bitten by a snake. He framed Palamedes and got him killed. Some sources say he even tried to kill Diomedes after they recovered the Palladium.

Out of all the heroes of antiquity, this fucker is NOT the one who needs a lesson in ruthlessness

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You know what I hope turns out to be the case with Six Hundred Strike ?

I hope it was all a part of Poseidon’s plan. A Hail Mary Pass, to finally convince Odysseus that mercy and diplomacy are pointless and that Ruthlessness is the only way forward. Strip him of any lingering hope that he can talk his way out of this bind, and watch him fall to Ruthlessness as a final resort, watch him prove Poseidon right

If you want to add even more spice to it, maybe he knew that Penelope’s suitors were waiting on Ithaca. Maybe he knew that Ody would have to be truly ruthless in order to beat them all, not the wavering monstrousness he’s shown up to this point. Maybe that’s why he purposefully handed Odysseus a Catch-22, a situation where the only way out is ruthlessness

And as he points out in the song - he’s a god, it’s not like he can die. What does he have to lose, other than some time and a bit of pain ?

Either that, or Athena lent him part of her divinity as he sank beneath the waves (which would explain the 600 voices, and the glowing eyes). Or Zeus, who’s sick and tired of his brother’s spat with this meaningless mortal - the same spat that caused him to nearly kill his favorite daughter. Or Apollo, because Odysseus has had Apollo’s favor all along - the repeated usages of a bow, consulting Tiresias, and, of course, Apollo’s non-argument in God Games. Or Hera, goddess of marriage, for obvious reasons

You know why I hope that ? Because even if he assume Poseidon is enough of a good sport to be like “oh shucks, I guess I lose”, ZEUS ISN’T

We’ve seen what happens when Zeus’ pride gets challenged before in Epic canon. He fried his own daughter over it for fuck’s sake. Do you really think he won’t take Odysseus, a MORTAL, torturing not just a major god but his BROTHER, personally ?

Because if I’m wrong, and it really was all unplanned and unaided, Ithaca is about to be a smoking ruin. Zeus is NOT going to let this display of insolence go unpunished, especially since it makes him look bad.

(Also, let’s not forget. Ithaca is a fucking island. Forget Zeus - what do you think POSEIDON is going to do once he registers the gravity of this offence ?)

(Also, I’m not even going to touch the buzzing wasp-hive that is discourse about whether Odysseus should even have been ABLE to defeat one of the bigger gods powerless when he needed moly to beat a minor goddess before, but having the aid of one or more gods, or having Poseidon purposefully pulling his punches, would certainly explain that)

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Welcome to my YR obsession!

✨ queer, disabled and indigenous ✨ adhd, autism, cptsd ✨

According to hate anons I'm an ✨old hag✨ too! 🥰 @stretchoutfics calls me ✨intimacy coordinator for fanfiction✨

I write Young Royals analysis posts and fanfiction, and I sometimes beta fics too. Links to my fics below the cut! In addition, @youngroyalsarchive is my pet procject/linkfest to fandom posts with analyses/meta, gifs, art, video edits, fic recs and YR enthusiasm. (on hiatus but lots of s1-2 stuff)

Most of my posts are reblogs, because that's how fandom on tumblr works. I also reblog SKAM gifs, queer stuff, and some other things I like or think is important. Most of the not yr posts goes into my other sideblog though, which you may discover if you ✨reblog stuff.✨

Are you new on tumblr? CHANGE YOUR ICON, add a blog title and a bio - even just "not a bot" or "New to tumblr" so people don't block you, or worse, report your blog as spam!

The tumblr calendar of events you're likely to see on my dash

Analysis post collection Part 1 Part 2 After s3 part 1

Accounts to follow

Why I write fics

In short, to write the kind of intimacy I longed for and missed reading when I was young; the Young Royals style intimacy. I'm writing it as accurately as I can because I wish I had more knowledge when I was young. And I'm writing queer love as holy and equal because to me it is. More on writing queer intimacy here.

I also write fanfiction because I have a massive justiceboner and believe in a better world.

My fics and ficlets:

Read below the cut

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