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In a boom prime au if we’re assuming that we he shatterspaces themselves are the same then I think it’d be neat if sticks was the pirate captain. Also. New Yoke knuckles is like. Genius. Also yeah totally there would be a nine. Except more unhinged.

Also consider: Sonic’s the one stuck in the void this time.

omg imagine sticks in boscage maze

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Thinking about the boom roommate au again. Was gonna go with them living in a unrealistically furnished cave bc laughs but ultimately decided to go for the hut style house everyone has in canon, but now im actually starting to lean towards a old beat up RV/Camper. just because imagining Sonic trying to use the outdoor shower while Shadow and Rouge sit at the tiny table surrounded by ugly 70s wood paneling listening to Sonic screams of "why is it so cold" is hilarious

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Shadow and Rouge share the bed since the RV is too small for more than one bed. They do not find this weird. They do not understand why everyone else reacts so strongly when they find out (its only logical to share the bed sonic, why are you acting so weird about this?)

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Okay 🤣 now im just imagining Team Sonic finding out after Knuckles comes back from visiting Rouge and he absentmindedly drops the fact all three of them took a nap together in the same bed

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Sonic: wait like, you all shared a bed?

Knuckles: yeah

Amy: and you just agreed?!

Sticks: they've brainwashed him! Im telling you those two are never up to anything good!

Knuckles: i dont know why you're all upset. It was nice. I mean, Shadow was on my arm and it went numb and Rouge was drooling on me, but i had this great dream about waffles that talked and-

Sonic: oh my chaos. You cuddled with Shadow

Sticks: he's a genetically engeneered alien experiement funded by the government! He's gotta be! He mustve poked Knuckles with one of his spines and it released a venom that's causing Knuckles to lose his mind!

Tails: actually it makes sense you slept so well. Group sleep promotes feelings of safety and security while cuddling releases endorphins.

Sonic: yeah, well, you'll never catch me snuggling up to someone

all of Team Sonic, one week later:

#hinacu au #boom roommate au #hinacu sonic #sonic boom #knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #sticks the badger #miles tails prower #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat

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Please tell me theres a fic out there where movie Sonic tells Sticks that he was a actual cryptid back on his own planet

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Current headcanons for possible stobotnik boom!Stone

He works at/owns a coffee shop a couple towns over. Eggman was there to pick up a specific thing and decided to get coffee on the way out. It was love at first sight. Stone put a heart next to the name on the cup. The next few weeks sees a serious decrease of Eggman sightings and Sonic's feelings are a tad bit hurt. The team investigate and discover no, Eggman doesnt have a new nemesis, he's just utterly failing to flirt with this one barista and its painful to watch.
Eggman decided he cant rely on machines to handle everything for him after a few to many mishaps so he hires a personal assistant. Stone turns out not only to be super competent but half the time he's more efficient than the machines and he makes the best lattes. Theres a behind the scenes rivalry between Stone and a couple robots. Eggman has no idea he's crushing mega hard on Stone but everybody else knows. If Sonic has to hear one more rambling rant about "how great Stone is" he's gonna scream
Stone somehow inserts himself into Eggman's life. Nobody has any idea how it happened (well Sticks has a few theories). Including Eggman. He just showed up one day and never left
Stone opens a coffee shop that becomes a popular new hang out place. He's not much of a character but he is in most episodes. He can be seen serving coffee, staring longingly at Eggman from across the room, and chatting with costumers. Theres a unspoken rule about not damaging his shop during fights (his coffee is too divine. No one is willing to risk not being able to get some because he closed the shop down)
Villain Stone villain Stone villain Stone
Villain Stone who does like two attacks, is then invited by Eggman to join forces, and next thing anyone knows they're partners
Villain Stone who's trying to get Eggman's attention by ~~making him jealous~~ stealing his nemesis and becoming his rival
Stone gets one episode and then after that he's just occasionally seen in the background and given two lines. Stone moves to town (Sticks is convinced he's a government spy placed here to gather information) and as the only other human in town, Amy is convinced Eggman and Stone are destined to be together and she works nonstop to create romantic situations to trap them in. It somehow works. Eggman is constantly calling to reschedule fights because "i cant do thursday im going bowling with Stone"
Stone works as a government liaison. He's got a neutral relationship with both Eggman and team Sonic (even Sticks. She stops by his house to ask convoluted questions that he patiently answers or to spy on him) but seeing him usually means "uggggg what now" for all of them. Stone has a closet shrine filled with pictures of Eggman and the only people who know are Sticks and Knuckles. They dont talk about it
The government sends a group to the island to investigate something and everyone is super aggravated by all the red tape. Stone is the guy in charge. Eggman is pissed at the group and Stone in particular for grinding everything to a halt until Stone takes off his sunglasses and theres a cartoon "pretty girl hairflip" kinda thing when Eggman sees Stone's eyes for the first time. Now instead of stuttering and flushing in anger when talking to Stone he stutters and flushes because of butterflies. Stone and Shadow either have unexplained beef or are the kind of friends where you quietly stand together because you dont know anybody else here which is also unexplained. Either way its weird
~~(Oh what if Maria was one of the members of the group and thats why Shadow was hanging around oh great im going on a tangent now-)~~
(Or maybe Rouge is there and her and Shadow act like old friends. This is only relevant because Knuckles spends the whole episode looking at Rouge with heart eyes and theres a "get Knuckles a date" side plot)

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So what im picking up is that a movie x boom crossover would be all about movie!Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and boom!Sticks enabling each other, to the point it would actually manage to exceed normal levels of ridiculousness that the sonic boom cast is used to dealing with

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