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Art/writing blog: @hinacu-arts
Current Main Fandoms: Deadpool & Wolverine
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So I saw your whole ‘id kill for a boom/prime crossover fic’ and while I am not currently able to write anything I CAN just come up with scenarios so that’s what I’ll do.

Chaos sonic ends up in sonic boom SOMEHOW (maybe boom is a shatterspace? I dunno) and sonic Very Quickly Realizes that this guy is literally him (derogatory)

Shadow finds a shatterspace that he IS allowed in but the problem is that this shatterspace is boom and now he has to deal with all of these people who have no business being this goddamn tall.

Post s3 with nine left in the grim and he’s tinkering or smth and makes a portal by accident and welp. Now boom! Tails has a twin brother.

I think that the boom comics were Archie? Therefore they got affected by super genesis wave. Basically sonic and shadow were th e only ones who ‘survived’ the sgw and now they’re in sonic prime void.

Shadow falls down the hole at the end of s3 ep one and he undertales into boom. It’s never explained why that island is down there. It just is. He gets mistaken for himself multiple times and it’s a whole thing. I guess by this logic a bunch of the nine robots also end up down there. And sonic later.

Uhhh the sonic boom dimension hopping tech from those few episodes malfunctions and now sonic and shadow are having petty slap fights while hurtling through the void.

Shadow gets sonic through the portal at the end of the last episode in time except that instead of coming back to green hill it’s boom now. They’re in boom. This is now their life. Probably not but still. Sonic tries to get his and shadow’s other selves into couples counseling. It doesn’t work.

(Prime shadow voice) I cannot BELIEVE that you would SULLY Maria’s WISH LIKE THIS-

(Boom shadow voice) fucking WHO???

The boom island exists in No Place actually. There’s two knuckles variants. And also the others.

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"while I am not currently able to write anything I CAN just come up with scenarios so that’s what I’ll do" THANK YOU 🩷

CHAOS SONIC IS HIM (derogatory) HAS ME IN TEARS

I want to see a prime!Shadow and boom!team and/or boom!shadow interaction SO BAD and now im just imaging Shadow and a couple robots falling out of the sky from the gorge and landing on top of meh burger 🤣🤣 OMG sonic falls down and the first thing he meets is another him which would be extra weird bc so far he's the only non-robotic Sonic

Boom! Shadow: fucking WHO???

Prime! Shadow: you dont have a Maria?

Prime! Sonic: oh no. Please tell me you at least have a Rouge?

Boom! Shadow: who the fuck is Rouge?

Prime! Sonic: Bat. About yay-tall. One of the only people that can actually put up with your shit

Boom! Shadow: *still actively fighting*

Prime! Sonic: not ringing any bells? Uh, your roommate? Your BEST FRIEND

Boom! Shadow: i dont have any friends-

Prime! Sonic: *gasp* this is a universe where Shadow is a only child?! That explains a lot actually

Prime! Shadow: how many times do i have to tell you Rouge is not my sister?

Boom! Sonic: omg there exists a Shadow who has SISTERS

Prime! Shadow: she's not my sister!

Prime! Sonic: wait does this mean you and Eggman are cousins?

Prime! Shadow: he's my nephew actually

Boom! Eggman: WHAT

Boom! Sonic: WHAT

Boom! Amy: WHAT

Boom! Tails: say what now

Boom! Knuckles: huh? What?

Sticks: i told you so!

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hinacu-arts

A multiverse crossover scene thats been in my head for a while

MODERN!SONIC AND THE SONIC BOOM CREW ARE CURRENTLY LEAVING MEH BURGER WHEN A LARGE FLASH APPEARS. THE LIGHT CLEARS AND STANDING THERE IS THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG FROM SONIC'S WORLD
Sonic: Shadow? Shadow!
Boom!crew: Shadow?!
Boom!Sonic, getting into a fighting stance: whats he doing here?
Sonic: he's gotta be here for me
Shadow: *stalking over to the group*
Sonic, waving: Shads!
Shadow: you are lucky Rouge owed the fox a favor
Sonic: i knew Tails would pull through! Wait, if Rouge owes the favor why are you here?
Shadow: *crosses arms*
Sonic: what? She have blackmail on you or something?
Shadow: *quiet*
Sonic: She has blackmail on you!
Shadow: does that really suprise you?
Sonic: a little! Well, i guess Rouge always has blackmail on everyone... but you're always "i only do what i want to do" so what can there really be?
Shadow: why would i tell you?
Sonic: is it a roommate thing? Do you sing in the shower?!
Boom!Sonic: Shadow has a roommate?!
Shadow: again, why would i tell you? Anyways, we're leaving. Now. I have better things to do with my time
Sonic: we cant leave now! I need to say goodbye to everyone! And you haven't even met your double! You cant tell me you arent interested in him
Shadow: if i let you say goodbye to everyone you met we'd be doing that for the next two hours. And no, dealing with one faker is enough already
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hinacu-arts

Reading sonic fanfic again and decided to reread that one sonic fic i wrote and its actually a banger?! When i first posted it i wasnt that proud of it but dang my grammar and syntax and pov set up were near perfect i got Sonic's character spot on despite only having 2 sonic media under my belt at the time and also the dialogue (comebacks) i wrote for Shadow surprised me in how accurate it is to his character and then you get into my love for anthropology and it raises this fic up to A-list status for me. Theres only two things i would change out of the whole fic now

So shoutout to me heres the fic (sonic boom) if you like "trapped together and forced to work together to get out" trope you should give it a shot

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It just occurred to me ive never posted my caretaker side headcanons for Shadow

  • He was made to protect! Not destroy! (he's meant to be a shield, not a sword)
  • Either he was programed with medical knowledge or he took a interest in it (bc he would go with Maria) and was later taught it. His education ranges somewhere from fairly indepth to extensive. He has more knowledge on human treatments and physiology than mobian but with the large understanding he already had it was easy to add to, and wound care is pretty universal
  • Nurse Who Has Better Things To Do Than Put Up With Your Shit personality 100%
  • Shadow will take care of you not because he wants to but because he's compelled to. It can make a very awkward atmosphere, like the time Tails got sick and Shadow showed up and refused to leave
  • Rouge was the first of the group to experience "Nurse Shadow"
  • Less medical but still caretaker-y is the headcanon Shadow does a lot of babysitting. Kids find his gruff personality funny and once one parent dumped them on him they all started to. He doesnt mind but every time someone like Sonic stops by and Shadow answers the door and they see 2+ kids running around and screaming behind him they have to take a moment to rearrange their worldview. The pizza man only comes when the kids ask Shadow to order a pizza and the pizza staff do not understand how this guy is a babysitter of several sets of children
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Its the end of the year! Which means its time to post the

Tags That Made Me Smile 2022

The following are a collective list of tags, author notes, and fic names that i saw on ao3 and tumblr that made me either laugh or smile. Ive separated them by fandom but a good amount arent actually fandom specific. Ive added the character names or fandom at the end like {name} to clarify who the tag is talking about

Author Specific / Non-Specific

  • i saw canon; acknowledged it; And promply burned it in a dirty trash can thanks; Have this instead
  • Give me pain I need to feel something
  • this is self projection thank you coming to my ted talk
  • Whats that?? Overused tropes that everyone has seen before????? Pfffffffft. This fic is literally just a big mess of "how can I cater to myself and myself only"
  • you ever just look at your life and wonder how you got here; bc that's what this fic is for me
  • Don't underestimate me I DO NOT know how long this fan-fic will be
  • can you tell my target audience is myself
  • this is content specifically catered to me and no one else
  • these characters are my landlords and i pay them rent
  • P O L Y A M O R Y   I S   M Y   P O L Y J A M O R Y
  • cheek kiss warning
  • kidnapping isn’t sexy don’t do it
  • i've never read the archie comics but that's not gonna stop me {archie sonic}
  • not me writing a whole fic for a ship only i care about; that like maybe two other people ship; rowing this boat is hard but someone has to do it {scourge x fleetway sonic}
  • ankles don't heal this fast but fuck it i do what i want
  • no beta we die like men; or rather we drown like the sad shipper with a pool noodle we are
  • I'm afraid of the Danimals mascot and you should be too
  • if you're getting flood warnings, don't worry. It's just MY TEARS!
  • me at every character: anxiety be upon ye
  • Me (Grabs canon and runs a marathon with it)
  • Quote: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created (Spy Kids) {tmnt crossover}
  • Alternate Universe - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • contains dangerous amount of bed based snuggling
  • (kind of its a very short very homosexual fight scene); and then they kiss.
  • Hostage situation takes a romantic turn???? Not clickbait????
  • enemies to frenemies
  • Improper Use of Pool Noodles
  • stone cold stoicism meeting determined stupidity

Star Wars

  • Kanan Jarrus: The Daddening
  • platonic love is what healed his lonely existence {din djarin}
  • when in doubt: road trip with the besties {din, boba, fennec}

Soul Eater

  • found family at its finest {kid, liz, patty}

The Witcher

  • wife (platonic) {yennskier}
  • at first I was like haha geralt and Istredd should kiss as a joke…. but bro I don’t think it’s a joke anymore….

Sonic the Hedgehog

  • Movie!Super Sonic is made out of LOVE no one touch me
  • Sonics gay awakening I guess
  • sonic movie 2 made me make an ao3 account lol
  • Sonic was made to love people
  • Two Bros Chillin’ in an ER Five Feet Apart ‘cause they’re not gay {sonic x shadow}
  • the most dangerous thing is to love {shadow}
  • Trapped in a small box with just enough room to face some feelings {sonic x shadow}
  • the R in rivalry stand for romance {sonic x shadow}
  • The L in Rivalry Stands For 'Love' {sonic x shadow}
  • A Largely Platonic Cave
  • i love boom!shadow so naturally i made him even more insufferable
  • Sad-ow
  • Wachowskis holdin it down in the bg; Absolute champs
  • I love how Shadow is just so mindbogglingly utterly done with reality
  • Knuckles is a guardian of all things great and small
  • “Would you kiss a worm?" “If he was cute as fuck? Yeah.” {wade x stone}
  • "What is this made of, bendable titanium?!" "INCORRECT. IT IS MADE OF THE FRUSTRATIONS OF MOTHERS EVERYWHERE." {team dark}
  • featuring a scourge that trips far too much because it's my fic and I said so {scourge x fleetway sonic}
  • no thoughts just soft hedgehog moments
  • listen if im going to die at the hands of injured lancelot shit i might as well take advantage of it
  • Everyone has a crush on Lancelot and I'll die on this hill
  • fairy Lancelot Fairy Lancelot FAIRY LANCELOT!!!

TMNT

  • Slow Burn; mostly on april's end of things; casey and donnie are basically on fire right off the bat {tmnt 2012}
  • Rise!Donnie and 2012!Casey be out there committing arson together for their first date >.>
  • Please enjoy Casey, the fool, realizing his feelings for Donnie, another fool {tmnt 2012}
  • Draxum and Splinter are the turtles' dads (it's a reluctant partnership)
  • just two absolute powerhouses holding each other gently {raph x mona}
  • “There’s nothing wrong with the way you love, Dee. Goodnight.” {rottmnt}
  • Wondering what to do when the apocalypse happens? Easy: fly across the country and get Vegas-married. That's definetley an appropriate reaction that won't involve your complicated feelings towards your roommate at all {hypno x warren}
  • Look rise are weapons of war 12 were accidents and I play with that HARD in this fic
  • "GET IN THE TURTLE TANK BITCHES WE GOING TO FAMILY THERAPY" {rottmnt}
  • Donatello is now Dad-Atello {rottmnt}
  • The other [Casey] is out on a beach in Tahiti; It's what he deserves after surviving the Krang {rottmnt}
  • Leo is now actively being hunted for sport; (the only sport Donnie is good at) {rottmnt}
  • These turtles can fit so much trauma
  • 2018 Karai lives because fuck Nick; Casey x Donnie x April are a healthy ship and also fuck nick again
  • I cant be the only one pissed by Leo's and Karais 'love interest plot'; Leonardo's weird feelings were simply gender envy...Yes that is canon now {tmnt 2012}
  • What happens when two "dudes" call each other 'girlfriend'; Transgender activities, that's what! {tmnt 2012}
  • splinter is twice divorced and never married {rottmnt}
  • Papatello / Dadatello {rottmnt}
  • draxum's gone from dadxum to grand-dadxum good for him
  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES YES YES YES; GRANDPA BARRY COMING IN CLUTCH
  • draxum just be like gramps still got it; and by 'it' i mean a complete lack of forethought for care when creating random children
  • Puts the Bi in Bitchless {rottmnt leo}
  • its because ninja turtles
  • feral mamatello {rottmnt}

Marvel

  • it's the anguish, the self flagellation, the audacity to love the man who annihilate ur nation and killed ur mother; your m o t h e r {black panther}
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Love the idea that Shadow is great with babies. Even boom!Shadow. Especially boom!Shadow. Like characters have this idea of who Shadow is and what he's like and then all of a sudden the two of them are left alone with a baby and Sonic or Amy or whoever is like struggling to interact with it and Shadow cuts in with "thats not how you hold a baby" and proceeds to be a absolute pro with the baby. No hesitation, clear evidence of past baby experiences.

I personally have a headcanon that he picked up a lot of knowledge from his trips with Maria or was straight up programmed with pediatric knowledge. And even if he wasnt i cannot be unconvinced that a ton of like 5 year olds think he's the best because they find his personality funny, and he's got one of those faces babies always stare at so they naturally calm down when he gets near them. Maybe he emits calming pheromones idk. And most people dont know but he's constantly finding himself the babysitter for the kids that live in his apartment building. The pizza man only knows Shadow as the babysitter. Has no idea this guy can go supernova and is a spy and stuff. Just knows him as the tired guy who always has kids running around. Pizza guy has no idea he even lives in the building he's in a different apartment every time.

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Thinking about that one post that was like "Shadow showing up in SP by kicking Sonic into a wall and screaming 'WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SISTER' after tracking Sonic down through the entire multiverse" and that other post that was like "what if each character gets sent to a world where they dont exist?" and since then my brain has not been able to stop thinking about Rouge ending up in Sonic Boom and the boom crew seeing 1) Shadow kicking Sonic's ass of course (which Sonic? Both Sonics?) and 2) a Shadow openingly care about another person, in his own Shadow-y way / boom!Shadow being so confused

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Had a dream last night that for some reason Blaze and Silver were in the Sonic Boom dimension and their background was "were friends but we accidently got married but we decided to stay married because this is nice". So towards the end Blaze looks at Silver and tells him she's pregnant and his first response is excitement and "a baby!?" but then its followed by "wait how" and boom!Sonic just face palms

i dont know which interpretation is funnier: that Silver doesn't know how babies are made or that Silver is not the dad

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Abstinence: IT'S NO USE!

Ive decided thats the truth. All three are true. The Sol Emeralds have decided to bless their marriage with a magic baby, therefore Silver is not the bio dad, but also Silver doesnt know how babies are made and Blaze has to sit him down and attempt to explain it while boom!Sonic dies from secondhand embarrassment in the background and Amy attempts to cover both Tails' and Knuckles' ears

Im making headcanons for this pseudo-au

  • Blaze is still from another dimension or maybe just from a whole other planet
  • Silver is still from Sonic's future, but he's decided to "retire" to live with Blaze
  • This dream Silver was closer to game!Silver than some of the boom ideas ive come up with so his personality is closer to the games with extra earnestness and obliviousness thrown in because its boom i gotta exaggerate something
  • In my dream Blaze's personality is pretty similar to her game version but she's a little quieter/shyer, but i think that was due more to her getting flustered over Silver's obvious affection for her and her not knowing how to drop the pregnancy bomb
  • Blaze's official title is the Queen-Empress of Sol*, and when Silver marries her he becomes the Imperial Consort**
  • *"Queen-Empress" is a real title! With confusion on what canon!Blaze's reigning title will be ("Queen" vs "Empress", as she rules a empire but said empire is called a "kingdom") i decided to use the combo title (which historically has been used by a empire who called themself a "kingdom")
  • **I didnt know what to make this. "Prince-Emperor" sounds better than "King-Emperor" but both sound very involved, and i imagine Silver solely in the consort or courtesy position. So i gave the title a name i felt reflected that
  • Long story short some version of 06 already happened, including the whole memory wipe. So Silver and Blaze have met and currently remember Team Sonic, but Team Sonic have no recollection of them
  • Silver went back to his time, and struggled to adjust. He ended up going on a "vacation" of indeterminate length to hang out with and help Blaze on her world
  • They have adventures, they make fun of each other when they misunderstand a common knowledge thing, and go from teammates to friends to partners-in-crime-stopping but also partners in the were-not-dating-but-we-basically-are way
  • They are very much in a qpr but they dont actually sit down and try to label their relationship until the whole accidentally married debacle. Due to them very affectionate (Silver all the time and Blaze in private) and getting defensive when another person shows interest in the other, Marine and several members of court and the media (which resulted in basically the whole empire) think they are bound to start dating soon. They do not appreciate the wink-wink-nudge-nudges Marine and other people send their way. They are friends and this is how they are friends so mind your own business thank you very much
  • They're off on another mission/adventure when they accidentally get married. They did not know that it was a marriage ceremony (translation issues). Marine was a witness and a reporter gets her statement on the whole thing (after she causally dropped that fact) and next thing they know the whole media is obsessed with them
  • Its awkward and they dont like the inappropriate comments people throw their way but after a month they start to see benefits to this whole thing (princes trying to court Blaze and advisors dropping hints for political alliances stop completely, people actually listen to Silver when he relays orders, its no longer frowned upon for them to have sleep overs, etc) and actually sit down and talk about their relationship (the only person i want to have this close to me and plan my life around is you, etc). They decide to stay married, figure out where they stand with each other and what they are confortable sharing with the public, laugh about having a second official wedding, and have a great time turning the tables and making other people the uncomfortable ones
  • Its kinda ironic that when the re-meet Team Sonic Amy thinks they are the most romantic couple she's ever met
  • Its because Silver is very physically and verbally affectionate while Blaze gets flustered easily (she might not be the best at expressing it but its clear she feels the same)
  • This moment actually did happen in this dream: Blaze is exhausted from going super and she's struggling to stay standing. Silver quickly runs to her side to steady her. Silver tries to get her to sit down while he supports her arm and has a hand on her back, she mumbles about how its embarrassing that she cant stand on her own right now; and immediately without any hesitation Silver moves around to her front, slips his hand from her back to her waist to pull her into him, grabs her other hand and holds it up like they're gonna waltz, and says "what are you talking about? Were dancing right now". And Blaze just hides her face in his shoulder (he's a little taller than her now) mutters out a "you're so naive", and leans completely into him. Amy is about 6 feet away and can therefore hear all this, looks at them essentially slow dancing and squeals "this is the most romantic thing ive ever seen!". Blaze's face gets redder.
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Some notes on the boom!Rouge and Shadow dynamic. Goes for most of my boom!Rouge aus but is probably most relevant to the roommate au(s)

  • Shadow will not admit Rouge is his friend. She's his "roommate" or "coworker"
  • Rouge is more perceptive than most people, and Shadow doesnt like how she keeps trying to unlock his "tragic backstory"
  • Shadow will call other people "pathetic" both to defend her without actually interfering and make that person feel bad but also as a roundabout way to make her smile
  • Once he actually wants to hang out with Rouge he has to find a excuse. "I thought you didnt like exploring ruins and trekking through the jungle?" "I said i only like to do it on my terms"
  • Doesnt realize it but starts to get defense of Rouge's reputation/pride and will step in when he overhears incorrect gossip, as well will defend her honor when she's not around.
  • When he agrees to work with Rouge, he notices she always uses the terms "partners" or "assistance", never things like "work with me" or "work for me" or "we're a team" (which he hates)
  • He cant hide in the background as much now because Rouge is extroverted and will stop to chat with people and ropes him into the conversation
  • Rouge sees and speaks about people in a different way than Shadow does, and slowly he starts to see people in a different light (ex. begins to have some more respect for Sonic)
  • Will compliment Rouge because she's cool and consistently impresses him, however this leads to rumors they are dating and Rouge has to stop him from destroying a building
  • Rouge doesnt straight up insult him but she will call him out if he offends her or is acting particularly stupid
  • Rouge will often fall asleep on a chair or the couch and he'll take off her shoes and cover her with a blanket. Thats about as directly nice as he will get. If she's really upset and he doesnt know how to comfort her he sometimes offers her one hug and just kinda stands there with his hands touching her back (he knows touch is her love language so thats his way of directly comforting her)
  • this kid has a chip on his shoulder and it makes him surprisingly easy to nudge him into doing what Rouge wants
  • Shadow is a organized guy while she is the "normal" amount of messy. Shadow will pick her stuff up and she gets mad when she cant find things
  • Rouge naturally calls people pet names. Shadow kept telling her "dont call me that" and she respects that but she just uses a different pet name the next time. He decided pretty quick that he had to pick his battles with her and that wouldnt be one of them
  • Takes Shadow along on her "expeditions" because he can poof right past the booby traps. He'll complain about it but comes anyways
  • Finds out a lot of people have beef with Shadow (unsurprisingly) but will only tolerate a small amount of bad mouthing ("im gonna stop you right there. If you dont have anything nice to say about my roommate to me than dont say anything at all")
  • Absolutely considers Shadow to be her friend but she finds it funny how he wont admit it so she goes along with it. There are plenty of moments where she sees Shadow in more of a "little brother" light and she treats him accordingly
  • She makes bets with Shadow whenever she can slip one past him because she knows his pride wont let him run away. Karaoke has become her favorite prize
  • Wont invite people over to her house because 1) theres a lot of expensive and illegally acquired artifacts and 2) Shadow will purposefully make it awkward out of boredom
  • Shadow is smart but he's also so blind and sometimes it drives her crazy. He'll jump to assumptions and she'll have to talk to him like "yes thats ONE possible way this could go, but what reason does he have to do that? He's never done that before"
  • Rouge is a fairly touchy person. Shadow doesnt like affection but occasionally he'll be distracted enough she'll be able to squeeze his shoulder in passing or put a hand on his back/arm. Even less occasionally drop a kiss on his head/cheek. If he's in a good mood and they're waking along she can sometimes get away with hooking their arms together. She hugged him once when she was really worked up but without warning him and he just awkwardly patted her back with one hand
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