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I think this is a good example to explain what i mean by "this is becoming one of My AUs" 😂

This one is for the various Tigress Adopts AUs (Kung Fu Panda)

I decided i would prefer if Tigress adopted another cat, one thats medium to extra large sized (like her). So i found out every cat and/or cat subspecies currently native to China. Then i had to find pictures because i didnt know what they looked like, and the pictures had to show me the full body (which is actually not easy to find). Then i realized i couldnt tell the cat's height in all these photos, so i looked up how long each cat was. AND THEN i found out half of the measurements included the tail so i had to look everything up AGAIN and in some cases do the math, guess based on the tail, and metric to imperial conversions myself. So i have that done. I realize to calculate the height of the animal standing on its back legs i need its leg measurements. GOOGLE AGAIN. Then i do the math (shoulder height + body length = standing upright height).

(This is before i added the shoulder height and double checked the math)

I google giant panda and do the math again but for Po. Pandas are 7-8ft tall when standing upright. We know Po is taller than Tigress, which would mean she would have to be a small Indochinese or South China tiger. I chose South China because they're smaller (7ft).

Now i have a base measurement - 7ft. I choose the cats i think will be around that size and calculate their minimum and maximum heights (based off both male and female heights).

  • Amur leopard
  • Indochinese leopard
  • Eurasian lynx
  • Clouded leopard
  • Asian golden cat

I then made a graph

(Po would be 8ft if Tigress is 7ft, so pretend Po has a solid line and not dotted at the top)

At this point i have no idea how many hours have gone into this. At least 3 was dedicated just to finding the measurements and doing the math (which may or may not be correct. Im notoriously bad at math and who knows if the measurements were right in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️)

I decided to eliminate all the minimum heights (too short). And ended up eliminating Asian Golden Cat, but i dont know which cat to choose yet. Tbh i think its gonna come down to looking at baby pics and choosing the cutest one

And i did all this for a AU in my head i have absolutely no intention of writing at all outside of bullet points. Thats what i mean by "my AUs"

Forgot to say: i disregarded all the tigers and the snow leopard as options for the child simply because we have already seen them in canon. I wanted to do something different (and not give Shifu flashbacks if Tigress brought a baby snow leopard home)

"Tbh i think its gonna come down to looking at baby pics and choosing the cutest one"

Yeah so here we are:

Amur Leopard
Indochinese Leopard
Leopard coat color option: Black Panther
Mainland Clouded Leopard
Eurasian Lynx

And another option i forgot to consider

Tiger coat color option: White Tiger (Bengal Tigers only)

If i pick bengal tiger he/she is gonna grow up to be HUGE

I was leaning towards panther, and i thought the CL's tail could be a cool thing to integrate into kung fu training since its about the size of the actual cat. But now im leaning towards lynx or white tiger.

What the narrowing down process looks like lol

While im doing this i started thinking of reasons why Tigress would consider adopting this individual (outside the big scary cat orphan parallels):

  • Lynx — he was being picked on and called names bc he has "unnaturally" big feet and his unique face features (ear tuffs, stripes, cheek fluffs)
  • Black Panther — on top of everything else there is a superstition that all-black animals/black cats are cursed/bring bad luck and many parents will not adopt them on that reason alone. All Tigress can see is this child being overlooked as they grow up just like she was
  • Black Indochinese Leopard — not a reason but every time i think of this one i get such strong Bagheera vibes so this individual would def be a more quiet and smart cat and pretty similar to mom!Tigress
  • Amur Leopard — he would be SUCH a cute fluffy baby and fluffy adult. Its hard to say no to that baby face if the teeth and size dont immediately scare you away
  • I just couldnt do White Bengal Tiger and Clouded Leopard based on size alone (massive vs short) so i eliminated them and moved on to the others (but i still think they'd make cool kung fu master characters, so maybe i'll use them for another kfp au)
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I think this is a good example to explain what i mean by "this is becoming one of My AUs" 😂

This one is for the various Tigress Adopts AUs (Kung Fu Panda)

I decided i would prefer if Tigress adopted another cat, one thats medium to extra large sized (like her). So i found out every cat and/or cat subspecies currently native to China. Then i had to find pictures because i didnt know what they looked like, and the pictures had to show me the full body (which is actually not easy to find). Then i realized i couldnt tell the cat's height in all these photos, so i looked up how long each cat was. AND THEN i found out half of the measurements included the tail so i had to look everything up AGAIN and in some cases do the math, guess based on the tail, and metric to imperial conversions myself. So i have that done. I realize to calculate the height of the animal standing on its back legs i need its leg measurements. GOOGLE AGAIN. Then i do the math (shoulder height + body length = standing upright height).

(This is before i added the shoulder height and double checked the math)

I google giant panda and do the math again but for Po. Pandas are 7-8ft tall when standing upright. We know Po is taller than Tigress, which would mean she would have to be a small Indochinese or South China tiger. I chose South China because they're smaller (7ft).

Now i have a base measurement - 7ft. I choose the cats i think will be around that size and calculate their minimum and maximum heights (based off both male and female heights).

  • Amur leopard
  • Indochinese leopard
  • Eurasian lynx
  • Clouded leopard
  • Asian golden cat

I then made a graph

(Po would be 8ft if Tigress is 7ft, so pretend Po has a solid line and not dotted at the top)

At this point i have no idea how many hours have gone into this. At least 3 was dedicated just to finding the measurements and doing the math (which may or may not be correct. Im notoriously bad at math and who knows if the measurements were right in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️)

I decided to eliminate all the minimum heights (too short). And ended up eliminating Asian Golden Cat, but i dont know which cat to choose yet. Tbh i think its gonna come down to looking at baby pics and choosing the cutest one

And i did all this for a AU in my head i have absolutely no intention of writing at all outside of bullet points. Thats what i mean by "my AUs"

Forgot to say: i disregarded all the tigers and the snow leopard as options for the child simply because we have already seen them in canon. I wanted to do something different (and not give Shifu flashbacks if Tigress brought a baby snow leopard home)

"Tbh i think its gonna come down to looking at baby pics and choosing the cutest one"

Yeah so here we are:

Amur Leopard
Indochinese Leopard
Leopard coat color option: Black Panther
Mainland Clouded Leopard
Eurasian Lynx

And another option i forgot to consider

Tiger coat color option: White Tiger (Bengal Tigers only)

If i pick bengal tiger he/she is gonna grow up to be HUGE

I was leaning towards panther, and i thought the CL's tail could be a cool thing to integrate into kung fu training since its about the size of the actual cat. But now im leaning towards lynx or white tiger.

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Various craneling scenes #2 [masterlist]

Crane: *gasp* its a letter from Mei Ling
Viper: *confused* Mei Ling?
Mantis: oh ho oh is it the Mei Ling who's eyes glow brighter than a thousand stars? The Mei Ling who's fur is more golden than the most perfect sunset? The Mei Ling who-
Crane: *embarrassed and wants Mantis to stop* yes! That Mei Ling!
Tigress, Monkey, Po: *reveling in Crane's uncomfortableness*
Po: *a little confused but enthusiastic* well? whats it say?
Crane: *scrambles to open the letter*
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Various craneling scenes #1 [masterlist]

*at breakfast*
Po: Whats up with Crane
Monkey: Hes leaving
Po: WHAT? The Furious Five are breaking up!?
Shifu: No Po, Crane is simply taking a leave of absence
Po: but why
Mantis: he's visiting ~Mei Ling~
Viper: give it a rest Mantis. She's injured and needs help protecting her valley
Mantis: suuuure thats why
Monkey: he's really acting like this just because a fellow master asked for his assistance
Viper: *glare*
Po: uhhhhh, who's Mei Ling?
Viper: Crane's old academy frien-
Mantis: Crane's lady friend
Po: woah. Crane has a lady friend?
Tigress: he's been pining after her for 20 years now. He used to write a awful lot of poetry about her
Shifu: and it was awful
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A/N in a fic: i was gonna have Tigress purr but it turns out tigers cant purr and that makes me sad :(

Me: oh yeah i forgot about that. They chuff though. Im not sure what chuffing means actually

Me: *runs to google*

So chuffing is a happy sound!! You can have Tigress chuff in your fics if you want! I think id be cute to read a fic where she greets the Five + Po by chuffing after they've been apart for a while. You could take it and make it another way Tigress feels alienated from others (have "normal" kfp cats purr). I have a personal headcanon she adopts a baby at some point and i can just imagine her holding the baby and rocking to sleep while making this sound

Supposably snow leopards (Tai Lung) can make this sound, so Shifu would definitely know this sound

Theres tons of youtube videos on this sound. It sounds like a mix of a breathy snort, humming, and like a super quiet "grrr" roaring/growl sound

Bonus:

(People thinks she's mad but its just how she smiles ☺️)

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But i also have to say: you can have Tigress purr! This is fanfic. Its literally designed because we dont like something in canon so we're changing it! No one stopping you from having a character purr! Do what you want its your fic 😘

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I think this is a good example to explain what i mean by "this is becoming one of My AUs" 😂

This one is for the various Tigress Adopts AUs (Kung Fu Panda)

I decided i would prefer if Tigress adopted another cat, one thats medium to extra large sized (like her). So i found out every cat and/or cat subspecies currently native to China. Then i had to find pictures because i didnt know what they looked like, and the pictures had to show me the full body (which is actually not easy to find). Then i realized i couldnt tell the cat's height in all these photos, so i looked up how long each cat was. AND THEN i found out half of the measurements included the tail so i had to look everything up AGAIN and in some cases do the math, guess based on the tail, and metric to imperial conversions myself. So i have that done. I realize to calculate the height of the animal standing on its back legs i need its leg measurements. GOOGLE AGAIN. Then i do the math (shoulder height + body length = standing upright height).

(This is before i added the shoulder height and double checked the math)

I google giant panda and do the math again but for Po. Pandas are 7-8ft tall when standing upright. We know Po is taller than Tigress, which would mean she would have to be a small Indochinese or South China tiger. I chose South China because they're smaller (7ft).

Now i have a base measurement - 7ft. I choose the cats i think will be around that size and calculate their minimum and maximum heights (based off both male and female heights).

  • Amur leopard
  • Indochinese leopard
  • Eurasian lynx
  • Clouded leopard
  • Asian golden cat

I then made a graph

(Po would be 8ft if Tigress is 7ft, so pretend Po has a solid line and not dotted at the top)

At this point i have no idea how many hours have gone into this. At least 3 was dedicated just to finding the measurements and doing the math (which may or may not be correct. Im notoriously bad at math and who knows if the measurements were right in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️)

I decided to eliminate all the minimum heights (too short). And ended up eliminating Asian Golden Cat, but i dont know which cat to choose yet. Tbh i think its gonna come down to looking at baby pics and choosing the cutest one

And i did all this for a AU in my head i have absolutely no intention of writing at all outside of bullet points. Thats what i mean by "my AUs"

Forgot to say: i disregarded all the tigers and the snow leopard as options for the child simply because we have already seen them in canon. I wanted to do something different (and not give Shifu flashbacks if Tigress brought a baby snow leopard home)

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I think this is a good example to explain what i mean by "this is becoming one of My AUs" 😂

This one is for the various Tigress Adopts AUs (Kung Fu Panda)

I decided i would prefer if Tigress adopted another cat, one thats medium to extra large sized (like her). So i found out every cat and/or cat subspecies currently native to China. Then i had to find pictures because i didnt know what they looked like, and the pictures had to show me the full body (which is actually not easy to find). Then i realized i couldnt tell the cat's height in all these photos, so i looked up how long each cat was. AND THEN i found out half of the measurements included the tail so i had to look everything up AGAIN and in some cases do the math, guess based on the tail, and metric to imperial conversions myself. So i have that done. I realize to calculate the height of the animal standing on its back legs i need its leg measurements. GOOGLE AGAIN. Then i do the math (shoulder height + body length = standing upright height).

(This is before i added the shoulder height and double checked the math)

I google giant panda and do the math again but for Po. Pandas are 7-8ft tall when standing upright. We know Po is taller than Tigress, which would mean she would have to be a small Indochinese or South China tiger. I chose South China because they're smaller (7ft).

Now i have a base measurement - 7ft. I choose the cats i think will be around that size and calculate their minimum and maximum heights (based off both male and female heights).

  • Amur leopard
  • Indochinese leopard
  • Eurasian lynx
  • Clouded leopard
  • Asian golden cat

I then made a graph

(Po would be 8ft if Tigress is 7ft, so pretend Po has a solid line and not dotted at the top)

At this point i have no idea how many hours have gone into this. At least 3 was dedicated just to finding the measurements and doing the math (which may or may not be correct. Im notoriously bad at math and who knows if the measurements were right in the first place 🤷🏼‍♀️)

I decided to eliminate all the minimum heights (too short). And ended up eliminating Asian Golden Cat, but i dont know which cat to choose yet. Tbh i think its gonna come down to looking at baby pics and choosing the cutest one

And i did all this for a AU in my head i have absolutely no intention of writing at all outside of bullet points. Thats what i mean by "my AUs"

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Was fleshing out my headcanon that Tigress adopts a child and its turned into a whole au like. I think Tigress would try and adopt a older child (and/or predator) because she was a older child before she got a home, but then i realized the potential that is Tigress with a baby/toddler and anyways im gonna cry i made this baby so loved. Tigress has probably cried over that fact. Tigress is its mom but Shifu is the doting grandpa without ever being called "grandpa", the Five take the baby everywhere with them like its their 7th member, Po and Monkey bought their own baby slings, Viper loves holding its little paws with her tail, Mantis tells it stories while Crane makes sure it doesnt wander off. Tigress always chuffs while holding it. And just. This baby is so loved

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A/N in a fic: i was gonna have Tigress purr but it turns out tigers cant purr and that makes me sad :(

Me: oh yeah i forgot about that. They chuff though. Im not sure what chuffing means actually

Me: *runs to google*

So chuffing is a happy sound!! You can have Tigress chuff in your fics if you want! I think id be cute to read a fic where she greets the Five + Po by chuffing after they've been apart for a while. You could take it and make it another way Tigress feels alienated from others (have "normal" kfp cats purr). I have a personal headcanon she adopts a baby at some point and i can just imagine her holding the baby and rocking to sleep while making this sound

Supposably snow leopards (Tai Lung) can make this sound, so Shifu would definitely know this sound

Theres tons of youtube videos on this sound. It sounds like a mix of a breathy snort, humming, and like a super quiet "grrr" roaring/growl sound

Bonus:

(People thinks she's mad but its just how she smiles ☺️)

.

.

But i also have to say: you can have Tigress purr! This is fanfic. Its literally designed because we dont like something in canon so we're changing it! No one stopping you from having a character purr! Do what you want its your fic 😘

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Just did a KFP marathon and heres some headcanons

  • Tigress will only allow Po to hug her. No one knows why. There has been money thrown around and bets made. Its been years and still no one has figured out the answer
  • (Its because her relationship with Po is much different (built more on vulnerability) than her relationship with the 5 (built more on shared experiences))
  • Po and Tigress are aspec
  • Monkey and Mantis are determined to find out the secret ingredient to Po's dad's Secret Ingredient Soup. Po told them but they thought he was lying. It drives them mad watching him cook so closely and still not seeing when he slips the secret ingredient in.
  • Crane had a small crush on Mei Ling
  • As much as i like to make jokes about Shifu being Tigress' dad the truth is i believe Shifu sees Tai Lung as his son and Tigress as a student he has watched grow up
  • Viper and Tigress do do "girly things" together
  • Viper and Mantis can have a hard time getting around in a world built for larger, four limbed people
  • Eating contests are a normal thing in the Jade Palace. Shifu occasionally participates
  • Everyone's relationships: Viper is closest to Tigress but hangs out the most with Crane, Crane has a deeper friendship with Mantis, Mantis is closest with Monkey, Monkey is besties with Po, Tigress is closest to Viper but has a more emotionally-deep relationship with Po, and Po is besties with Monkey but has a more emotionally-deep friendship with Viper
  • Viper can fall asleep anywhere. Everyone assume's that it would be Po but Po actually has trouble turning his brain off in unfamiliar places
  • Po occasionally sleep-eats. Sometimes they lock the kitchen up to stop Po and Monkey from midnight snacking but sleep-walking sleep-eating Po busts right through it
  • Tigress is nearly incapable of sleeping in. 20-30 years of waking up at dawn will do that to your body. Po is a chronic sleeping in-er. Doesnt matter how long he has morning practice he's always showing up at the last second or even several minutes late.
  • Crane and Tigress are light sleepers, everyone else is a deep sleeper
  • Po is the youngest. Before he came the youngest was either Tigress or Viper (either way those two are only a few years apart in age)
  • Crane is the oldest, with Mantis a year or two younger
  • I'll post my age headcanons soon
  • I like to think either Viper's dad/parents come to visit or everyone/a couple went with Viper to her hometown to visit her parents. Either way their reunions are always very sweet
  • Sorta canon: Tigress always looks away when she sees someone receiving love or pride from their parents. It doesnt make her uncomfortable it makes her sad.
  • Mantis 100% wants to get married and have kids (sorta canon). So does Viper. Crane would like to but he's kinda accepted that its either not happening or not happening any time soon (he has reflected/meditated on this quite a lot). Monkey wouldnt mind being married or being a dad he just doesnt think a lot about it. Tigress doesnt want to get married but she thinks she might want kid(s) someday. Mr. Ping wants grandkids but Po's focused on becoming a kung fu master (which takes years) right now. Po's never really given much thought to his future.
  • I refuse to believe Tai Lung was not on Kai's list of masters to defeat. Tai Lung was the only person to master all 1,000 scrolls of kung fu and he was dead so you're telling me Kai never came upon him????? I think those chances are super slim. So yeah jade zombie Tai Lung was there but he was fighting over in the opposite direction of our main characters and thats why we never saw him
  • Saw someone's headcanon that both Po and Tigress have depression and i am adopting that
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My fam had a KFP marathon last weekend and im having some late night thoughts about it

The reoccurring pattern of families through adoption and choice is so good. Shifu adopted Tai Lung, Shifu fostered Tigress, Mr. Ping adopted Po, Po choosing to make room in his heart for two fathers, Mr. Ping and Li putting aside their differences to be there for Po as his family. Just *chef's kiss*. And even with the estranged parent-child relationships its always made clear the parents still love the child so much. Shifu never stopped loving Tai Lung ("i was always proud of you. I never stopped being proud of you. It was my love that blinded me from seeing what you were becoming."), the soothsayer makes sure to remind Lord Shen exactly how much his parents loved him ("no, they loved you...sending you away broke their hearts. Its what killed them."), Li never stopped loving Po despite not knowing if Po was alive.

Im not actually sure if we see any explicitly stated in-movie (i know about the behind the scenes material) blood related families outside of Lord Shen, and he looks so unlike his parents you could probably argue that he isnt. I think thats also the only in-movie family that had two parents actively raising a child (Po's birth mom died, Mantis' dad died, Po's adoptive father seemingly never married, and Shifu raised Tai Lung and Tigress without a partner)

And the quiet friendships between Po and the Five. Its so clear and i wanna know more

Just, these movies are so aspec friendly i love it. Familial love being a secondary-focus in all three films (Shifu and Tai Lung, Po and Mr. Ping and arguably Shen and his parents, Po and Li). Platonic love being quiet but there (Oogway and Shifu, Po and Tigress). And no romance at all. Closest you get is Po's bio parents, Mantis mentioning wanting to die married, and Mei Mei's crush on Po. Thats it.

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My fam had a KFP marathon last weekend and im having some late night thoughts about it

[thought one] [thought two] [thought three]

I am not a fan of returning villains but i gotta say they had so many moments to have a Tai Lung appearance in KFP3. Like the guy is dead. Kai is roaming around defeating masters. Tai Lung was the only person to master all 1,000 scrolls of kung fu. HOW WAS HE NOT A ZOMBIE!?!?!?!!

Perhaps his first appearance couldve been when Kai and the 5 first fought and the 5 got offended on Oogway's behalf. He couldve been apart of the zombie masters Kai threw at them. And Kai doesnt even know everyones history with this guy!!! He's just tossing out random dead dudes and oh look one of them happens to have given five members one of if not the worst beating of their lives and also the six member happens to be this zombie's dad

Like the double whammy of Shifu seeing not only Oogway as a pendant but also Tai Lung? Top tier.

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