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Art/writing blog: @hinacu-arts
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So i was way overthinking a possible au that has only come about because i want to draw 1 (one) meme but anyways how bonkers would it be if G.U.N. in sonic boom was actually a coffee chain?

Like instead of Rouge and Shadow agreeing to join GUN to avoid jail time they have to get a job as a part of like community service or something because they accidentally exploded something and they end up working at boom's version of Starbucks that has some long name people always abbreviate as "gun"

You could even throw the Mean Bean in there by having it be a rival coffee shop

#hinacu au#sonic boom#rouge the bat#shadow the hedgehog#g.u.n.#sth#boom rouge#boom shadow#boom g.u.n.#boom stone#the mean bean#mean bean#my brain exploded y'all#idk if its genius or just bonkers
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Current headcanons for possible stobotnik boom!Stone

  • He works at/owns a coffee shop a couple towns over. Eggman was there to pick up a specific thing and decided to get coffee on the way out. It was love at first sight. Stone put a heart next to the name on the cup. The next few weeks sees a serious decrease of Eggman sightings and Sonic's feelings are a tad bit hurt. The team investigate and discover no, Eggman doesnt have a new nemesis, he's just utterly failing to flirt with this one barista and its painful to watch.
  • Eggman decided he cant rely on machines to handle everything for him after a few to many mishaps so he hires a personal assistant. Stone turns out not only to be super competent but half the time he's more efficient than the machines and he makes the best lattes. Theres a behind the scenes rivalry between Stone and a couple robots. Eggman has no idea he's crushing mega hard on Stone but everybody else knows. If Sonic has to hear one more rambling rant about "how great Stone is" he's gonna scream
  • Stone somehow inserts himself into Eggman's life. Nobody has any idea how it happened (well Sticks has a few theories). Including Eggman. He just showed up one day and never left
  • Stone opens a coffee shop that becomes a popular new hang out place. He's not much of a character but he is in most episodes. He can be seen serving coffee, staring longingly at Eggman from across the room, and chatting with costumers. Theres a unspoken rule about not damaging his shop during fights (his coffee is too divine. No one is willing to risk not being able to get some because he closed the shop down)
  • Villain Stone villain Stone villain Stone
  • Villain Stone who does like two attacks, is then invited by Eggman to join forces, and next thing anyone knows they're partners
  • Villain Stone who's trying to get Eggman's attention by making him jealous stealing his nemesis and becoming his rival
  • Stone gets one episode and then after that he's just occasionally seen in the background and given two lines. Stone moves to town (Sticks is convinced he's a government spy placed here to gather information) and as the only other human in town, Amy is convinced Eggman and Stone are destined to be together and she works nonstop to create romantic situations to trap them in. It somehow works. Eggman is constantly calling to reschedule fights because "i cant do thursday im going bowling with Stone"
  • Stone works as a government liaison. He's got a neutral relationship with both Eggman and team Sonic (even Sticks. She stops by his house to ask convoluted questions that he patiently answers or to spy on him) but seeing him usually means "uggggg what now" for all of them. Stone has a closet shrine filled with pictures of Eggman and the only people who know are Sticks and Knuckles. They dont talk about it
  • The government sends a group to the island to investigate something and everyone is super aggravated by all the red tape. Stone is the guy in charge. Eggman is pissed at the group and Stone in particular for grinding everything to a halt until Stone takes off his sunglasses and theres a cartoon "pretty girl hairflip" kinda thing when Eggman sees Stone's eyes for the first time. Now instead of stuttering and flushing in anger when talking to Stone he stutters and flushes because of butterflies. Stone and Shadow either have unexplained beef or are the kind of friends where you quietly stand together because you dont know anybody else here which is also unexplained. Either way its weird
  • (Oh what if Maria was one of the members of the group and thats why Shadow was hanging around oh great im going on a tangent now-)
  • (Or maybe Rouge is there and her and Shadow act like old friends. This is only relevant because Knuckles spends the whole episode looking at Rouge with heart eyes and theres a "get Knuckles a date" side plot)
#hinacu sonic#sonic boom#stobotnik#agent stone#ivo robotnik#eggman#boom stone#boom stobotnik#sonic the hedgehog#amy rose#sticks the badger#knuckles the echidna#shadow the hedgehog#miles tails prower#g.u.n.
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So what was GUN's plan? Insert someone into Rachel's life to overhear family drama? Okay 1 that didnt need to be a boyfriend and 2 at that point why didnt they just monitor her calls and texts? Were they expecting Sonic to be invited to the wedding? Randall was a part of the guest list process he knew Sonic wasnt coming. Which leads me to conclude they were going for the long LONG con by getting Randall invited to Thanksgiving dinners and other family affairs. Which means Randall was going to be undercover for YEARS

#hinacu sonic#sonic 2#sonic the hedgehog 2#agent randall#g.u.n.#rachel
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