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Art/writing blog: @hinacu-arts
Current Main Fandoms: Deadpool & Wolverine
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Ive been thinking and you know what im bummed that we didnt get Scott and Wanda interactions outside that greeting in Civil War. We've got both Steve and Clint who is a actual dad being father figures to her. And Tony being a "father figure" to Peter. And i used to talk about how i wanted to see interactions between Scott who is a actual dad and Peter but now i really wanna see Scott who is a actual dad and Wanda interactions.

I just think they'ed be much different then Clint's (or Steve)

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I cant find my old post about Wanda's age but @ everyone who was like "no you're wrong Wanda is like 31" FIRST OFF i said Wanda's age not her actress' age. Anyways heres the math for you all

  • The only confirmed age for the twins in Age of Ultron is 16-18
  • Age of Ultron is set in 2015
  • So in 2015 Wanda (and Pietro) was 16-18 years old
  • The current MCU year is 2023 (a argument could be made for 2024 though). BUT Wanda blipped, meaning she's actually 5 years younger than she should be
  • The blip, AKA Infinity War, is set "approximatly 2 years after Civil War". Which was 2016
  • Wanda was 17-19 in Civil War
  • 2 years later is 2018. Meaning Wanda was 19-21 years old in both 2018 and 2023
  • If the current year is 2023 or 2024, Wanda is 19-22 years old

So yeah. It used to bother me that in WandaVision that she was married with kids at 21ish years old but have friends who went to high school with people who are already married (age 20) and almost all my friends are baby-crazy so its actually pretty in character for a 21 year old to fantasize about being married with kids. She just happens to have the subconscious ability to make her fantasies come true

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So i was thinking about what Jane thinks about Thor being on Earth and how tabloids are never true and this was born

  • The Asgard refugees and New Asgard are all over the news so she at least knows thats true
  • Im pretty sure a huge part of their breakup included Thor never being around because he doesnt live on Earth and of course now that theyve broken up he moves to Earth
  • Like she feels awful about the situation but still!
  • They're broken up she doesnt know if shes allowed to call him. She decides she has to do something about it and sends him a email to the account she set up for him that she also knows he never checks but he doesnt have a phone so its all she's got outside of flying to Norway and speaking in person
  • She actually had people calling her asking for info about the situation. And on his new look. And about when he became King. And if they're still broken up because if they are they can write articles on Thor being a "hot and available king"
  • Things eventually calm down and her main source of info on Thor comes from tabloid magazine covers she sees in the grocery store, Darcy who actually reads them, and the occasional caller trying to get the scoop on New Asgardian politics
  • She does get a little concerned when she sees how Thor has "let himself go" (at first she thought it was photoshop)
  • New Asgard is pretty private so when Brunnhilde (Valkyrie) is declared/crowned King the media goes nuts
  • The media goes ahead and calls her Queen Brunnhilde because they cant comprehend unisex titles and assume Thor got married. So all the tabloids are about "this mysterious Queen Brunnhilde" and "the secret royal wedding" and Jane can usually ignore the rumors she hears regarding him but she's actually a little hurt. She's gotten over him but a nostalgic part of her is going "this could have been me, this could have been us" with a angry part of her going "i thought we were friends now and i get why he might not invite me but cant believe he at least didnt invite our mutual friends to the wedding"
  • Brunnhilde gets swarmed at whatever public event she goes to next (shes not happy about it at all) and the gossip reporters are sad theres no juicy secret wedding while the actual reporters are excited to write about how King Thor stepped down/abdicated. Jane breathes a tiny sigh of relief
  • A year or two after that a bunch of photos are released where Thor has his arm around some blonde girl. This is Sylvie because her and Loki destroyed the TVA and decided to come back to Loki's timeline (the season isnt finished yet i can imagine any ending i want shhhh) but no one knows that she's basically his sister and Thor is just a really tactile guy hence the paparazzi drama. It gets worse when they find out her name is Princess Sylvie (she prefers "Lady" over "Princess" but again its paparazzi drama)
  • At this point Jane has a serious boyfriend. She's 100% over Thor. She however is a little bitter that he's working out again (ie shes losing that little satisfaction that you get when youre hotter than your ex) and drunkenly rants to her bf once or twice about "how was i ever suppose to compare to a actual princess? A princess!" and "would he have left me for one if we were still together?"
  • Anyways things are all good again until she gets engaged and the magazines start coming out with the idea that she's having a secret relationship with Thor on the side because "they can never be together"
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I had a horrible thought

So in the aftermath of the Blip or the Snap or whatever were calling it now a lot of people vanished. How many parents survived but lost all their kids? How many people got remarried? How many people got divorced?

How many children returned to a parent who is now mega messed up because they couldnt handle outliving all their kids? How many people returned to find their wife/husband remarried with a new set of children? How many kids returned to parents who arent together? How many kids suddenly found out they have a step-mom/step-dad and a step-sibling?

Like reajusting would be so hard and thats not even including people who's whole family blipped and now have lost their house and all their belongings

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Ship moments in Endgame
Stony: Cap running to help Tony out of the ship despite the fact Tony's wife and bff were the same distance as him; Tony talking about Cap's butt
Thruce: Bruce taking care of drunk Thor; Thor stroking Bruce's head after he collasped
Captain Ant: Scott talking about Steve's butt
Clintasha: Nat searching for Clint; the cliff fight done to spare the other from death; Nat scraficing herself for Clint's family
ScottHope: Most of Scott's lines are about her
Pepperony: canon; married; have a child
Stucky: 2023!Steve telling 2012!Steve that Bucky is alive and it shocks him so much he drops 2023!Steve; choked up goodbye scene
SamBucky: stood really close to each other during funeral
DraxThor and DraxQuill: Drax wanted them to physically fight each other over leadership
SteveSam: Steve nearly tripping when he hears Sam's voice; "i'll come with you"; Steve giving Sam the shield
Steggy: Steve looking at the compass multiple times; Steve talking about Peggy at therapy; Peggy having framed picture of skinny!Steve on her desk; Steve watching Peggy through the glass; Steve deciding to stay in the past to live his life with Peggy; their dance
Romanogers: are each others rock; constantly checking up on the other
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