mouthporn.net
#aziraphale – @help-i-need-a-cool-username on Tumblr
Avatar

Not Spoiler Free

@help-i-need-a-cool-username

Art/writing blog: @hinacu-arts
Current Main Fandoms: Deadpool & Wolverine
Avatar

Been seeing Reverse AUs where its Aziraphale and Crowley in charge with Gabriel and Beelzebub as their agents on Earth and all i have to say is: Aziraphale and Crowley are still best buds and the only angel and demon on good terms with each other and therefore are always the center of divine/demon gossip while Gabriel and Beelzebub kill each other multiple times out of irritation while caring for Warlock and only begrudgingly like each other by the end

Avatar

So long story short i was taking a nap and you know how your thoughts flow in and out and generally dont make much sense? Ya somehow i started thinking about the spn and good omens crossovers i read two years ago and that train of thought led to this dream which is basically a crack fic.

Feel free to take any of these bullet points and make a real fic outta of them because some of these have potential

  • The dream opens with Sam and Dean walking up to Cas, whos outside standing next to Aziraphale
  • "Whos this?" "This is the Principality Az-" "im retired actually" "Aziraphale. Hes agreed to help us." "I can only do so much, being demoted and now retired and all. I do have conditions though"
  • And Sam and Dean are like wtf are his conditions? Also wtf is a Principality? Cas wtf is going on?
  • "Which are...?" "You cannot kill or hurt Crowley in any way" "Wh-" "That would be me" (i would like to specify that the "camera" zoomed out and panned to him in a comedic fashion) "Yes i assured him it wasnt necessary for him to come but he refuses to leave-" "Im not leaving you alone with these odds. You shouldnt even be helping its to danger-" "Secondly..."
  • They go inside (the bunker?) and spn!Crowley was there. Jumped up and shook go!Crowley's hand. "Why didnt you tell me he was coming!" "Uhh who is he" "Hes a legend in the Temptations Department. Absolute Legend!" And then to go!Crowley "hi I work in Sales"
  • Sam and Dean again are like wtf? Theres departments? Go!Crowley already doesnt like him because so many people take his name when they wanna become big shots
  • That was also the only time spn!Crowley was even in this dream
  • Yadda yadda yadda... Go!Crowley and Cas seemingly become friends. Best friends. Cas actually gets all of go!Crowley's jokes and that by itself weirds Sam and Dean out
  • "What... what is happening?" "He just gets my sense of humor" "But Cas doesnt get humor...?"
  • At one point Cas struggled to describe Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship because theres not a english word for it so he settles with "pair-bonded" which confuses Sam and Dean even more.
  • Aziraphale's flaming sword is mentioned. Sam and Dean are having trouble imagining this guy as a badass with a flaming sword
  • Turns out Aziraphale cant do much to help them (boo. I wanted Sam and Dean to be blown away by the power he never uses but alas, my dream didnt go that route) and him and Crowley leave as a half solved mystery.
  • (however, my dream did slip in the fandoms popular comedian!Warlock headcanon) Someone mentions go!Crowley's "nephew or something" does stand up comedy (spn!Crowley?) and Sam looks him up. Warlock isnt famous by any means but theres a few youtube videos of him out there and he made it on a few stand up shows a couple of times. The dream pans out on "so I had this nanny right? And my therapist says i was too young to remember this correctly and that my subconscious probably made it up, so Nanny if you're watching this let me know if i imagined it or not, yeah? Anyways she and the gardener had this feud-"
Avatar

Okay ive searched the internet and i cannot find the answer! Both demons and angels in Good Omens (the TV show at least) look different in Heaven/Hell. Now ive managed to find that the animals on the demons' heads are actually the demons themselves but i can't find the answers to my other questions

  1. Angels have random bits of gold(?) on their faces and Gabriel has purple eyes. If demons are animals are angels minerals???
  2. Since demons are the animals how is Beelzebub multiple flies instead of just one?
  3. Why doesnt Crowley have a snake on his head? Does his tattoo count? Why is he considerably less gross than the other demons?
  4. What is Aziraphale's change when he's in Heaven?
Avatar

I started reading Supernatural X Good Omens crossover fics again so heres a list of things i have not yet seen in fics that would be great

  • Crowley from SPN having stolen Crowley from GO name as a way to beef up his resume and make himself look good to the other demons (Crowley from GO is not happy)
  • Crowley calling Castiel "angel" and even though its just refering to his species Aziraphale gets a little jealous because to him "angel" is his nickname/term of enderment
  • Having "my angel" become a identifing term because they keep mixing it up (examples: "So your angel" "Crowley's angel" "Dean's angel" "the Winchester's angel") 

I live for wing fics so heres some ideas id like to read

  • Either Aziraphale or Crowley teaching Castiel how to manifest his wings in the physical/material plane
  • Aziraphale preening Cas' wings (which are in HORRIBLE shape) when the Winchesters get back from wherever they went (food?) and Aziraphale is like "you can come closer. You are his family yes? You should learn how to do this"
  • Either Crowley or Aziraphale or both get angry when they see Cas' wings and say something like "who did this to you" or "who ordered the mission that did that to you" (i just think itd be funny if it was like Crowley all tied up and hes giving the brothers sass but as soon as Cas shows up hes all furious and the brothers have absolutly no idea whats going on)
Avatar

I started reading Supernatural X Good Omens crossover fics again so heres a list of things i have not yet seen in fics that would be great

  • Crowley from SPN having stolen Crowley from GO name as a way to beef up his resume and make himself look good to the other demons (Crowley from GO is not happy)
  • Crowley calling Castiel "angel" and even though its just refering to his species Aziraphale gets a little jealous because to him "angel" is his nickname/term of enderment
  • Having "my angel" become a identifing term because they keep mixing it up (examples: "So your angel" "Crowley's angel" "Dean's angel" "the Winchester's angel") 

I live for wing fics so heres some ideas id like to read

  • Either Aziraphale or Crowley teaching Castiel how to manifest his wings in the physical/material plane
  • Aziraphale preening Cas' wings (which are in HORRIBLE shape) when the Winchesters get back from wherever they went (food?) and Aziraphale is like "you can come closer. You are his family yes? You should learn how to do this"
Avatar

I started reading Supernatural X Good Omens crossover fics again so heres a list of things i have not yet seen in fics that would be great

  • Crowley from SPN having stolen Crowley from GO name as a way to beef up his resume and make himself look good to the other demons (Crowley from GO is not happy)
  • Crowley calling Castiel "angel" and even though its just refering to his species Aziraphale gets a little jealous because to him "angel" is his nickname/term of enderment
  • Having "my angel" become a identifing term because they keep mixing it up (examples: "So your angel" "Crowley's angel" "Dean's angel" "the Winchester's angel")

EDIT: i keep putting more ideas in the reblogs so check the notes for more 

Avatar

As a Anthropology major i can confirm Crowley Walks Like That because thats how he taught himself to walk when he first got legs

[Im on my phone so i cant do read more so i'll put it in the next reblog]

READ MORE

so how i know is when u learn about the differnt bone structures of our ancestors the placement of the knee and pelvis width are SUPER important. Humans have a lot of difficulty walking and its taken a lot of trial and error. First thing you learn is that human walking is actually controled falling. If you stand up straight you'll notice how close your knees are. Theyre like that in order to get your feet under you (more noticble if you have wide hips). This makes you balance. When you walk your heel hits first then rolls to your toes (to conserve energy) and your body pitches forward aka falling only to be stopped by your other foot coming down. What Crowley is doing is walking but instead of putting his foot directly in front of that hip hes putting it in the middle of his body, attempting to balance himself. This technique is functional but not very efficient. And it causes him to sway a bit.

Aziraphale on the other hand walks mechanically, probably from watching humans. He looks very stiff because he doesnt swing his arms and he leans back.

Avatar

I love the idea that snake!Crowley hangs out in the bookshop. Like Aziraphale and Crowley hang out way more now that they're not being monitered and along the way Crowley decides basking in the sun on a bookshelf while Aziraphale reads his new book is pretty nice and allows for plenty of scaring oportunities so he just does it all the time. Aziraphale likes that he scares customers away but doesnt like all the screaming they do so he puts up a "beware of snake" sign on the front door which actually repels even more customers. And the ones that do come in expect a small snake in a glass tank not a anaconda sized one hanging off shelves or drapped over the register and quickly leave when he gets aggressive

Bonus: regulars ask what the snake's name is so Aziraphale says "Crowley" and they're like "you named him after that guy who's always in here?" "umm, well you see, its actually his snake. Im snake sitting. He named it after himself. Crowley junior."

Avatar

I had a dream during my nap where Aziraphale and Crowley decided to get married but they wanted the whole wedding thing so a invitation magically pops up next to Castiel while he's talking to Dean and Sam but the dream ended right as he was telling them he's invited to the wedding of a demon and a angel so now someone has to write a fanfic for what happens next and the whole wedding

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net