i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

"let men be masculine" stfu and get in the maid outfit

Being Flirted With fills up your Cute Meter, which can be spent to use special moves like Sweet Hug and Demon Flurry Kick.

Demonstration of demon flurry kick

One of my favorite trees due to year round interest. Birch bark cherry or Tibetan cherry. Prunus serrula.

i love it when botanists fight in the annotations

guy in 1939, taking his time to line up his typewriter to painstakingly write the family name: its equisetum hyemale!

guy in 1948 scribbling on a slip of paper: no dumbass its equisetum prealtium

guy in 2020 on a sticky note: hey fuckass! its equisetum hyemale, are you smoking crack? are you on fucking crack? update annotation.

love the gradual decrease in formality present here

1939 guy: fully printed, probably using a typewriter, affixed using archival glue

1948 guy: hand written ink on a printed label, appears more worn around the edges than the original label despite being younger (presumably due to materials used)

unknown but presumably recent: scrawled yellow sticky note with pencil

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE

humanity in sci-fi novels immediately upon learning that the alien race they encountered isn't fuckable or humanoid

Magic the Gathering tip: booster packs feel pain

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

our server's weekly movie voting rules

War has changed.