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[Trying out human-world traditions]
Asmo, standing with MC under a doorway: You know the rules, you have to kiss under the mistletoe~ ;)
MC:
MC: That is a piece of lettuce.
#first post to get queued for christmas#written january 4 2021#if only it were like a week earlier then i could just post this regularly...#obey me#obey me!#obey me masters#shall we date obey me#swd obey me#obey me shall we date#asmodeus#obey me asmodeus#asmodeus obey me#shall we date asmodeus#asmodeus swd#obey me mc#mc obey me#shall we date mc#mc swd#source: ??
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Solomon, genuinely concerned: Wait wait do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you afraid that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?
MC: What kind of lives do you people lead
#solomon already killed his mirror double that's why he no longer has a reflection#obey me#obey me!#obey me masters#shall we date obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#solomon#obey me solomon#solomon obey me#shall we date solomon#solomon swd#obey me mc#mc obey me#shall we date mc#mc swd#source: tumblr
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MC: Solomon is always making fun of old people he sees like he's not thousands of years old.
MC: He goes "wow today was old folk's day at olive garden" I was like yeah man that's why me and Asmo brought you there at 4:30 PM.
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Solomon: It'd be fucked up if our teeth were always flaccid but got hard when we ate.
MC: ...I was having a good day.
Solomon: Can you imagine trying to talk with waggling, flaccid teeth flipping around in your mouth like weird bone noodles?
MC: Stop making it worse!!
#solomon: and so you see with my new potion-#mc: no#solomon: you can experience-#mc: don't say it#obey me#obey me!#obey me masters#shall we date obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#solomon#obey me solomon#solomon obey me#shall we date solomon#solomon swd#obey me mc#mc obey me#shall we date mc#mc swd#source: tumblr
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Solomon: Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought :)
MC: This is more creepy than comforting...
Solomon: I don't care what it is.
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Solomon: I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my house.
MC: Show off.
Solomon: *takes some cold food out of the cold house and places it in a smaller, hotter house*
#obey me#obey me!#obey me masters#shall we date obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#solomon#obey me solomon#solomon obey me#shall we date solomon#solomon swd#obey me mc#mc obey me#shall we date mc#mc swd#source: twitter
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