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yknow if my face is the price i have to pay for people seeing my cat in a christmas hat then so be it

edit: i dont care who you are, i do not care why youre on my blog. the first thing you see will be my cat in a christmas hat. i hope you enjoy it as much as i do

Edit 7/4/2024

Rest in peace Monkey, you were a good boy.

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again and again and again and again

[Image Description: The meme of two people on opposite sides of a bus. The one on the left is looking at cliff side and is upset, while the one on the right side is looking at mountains and is smiling. The text above both of their heads reads "you have to be the one to save you." End image description.]

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txttletale

um don't you know that when you play toys it releases dopamine (a CHEMICAL) in your brain... and it literally acts like a DRUG... you might think you enjoy playing toys but it's actually just dopamine dependency... so yeah playing toys addiction is a serious problem :/

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txttletale

um don't you know that when you play toys it releases dopamine (a CHEMICAL) in your brain... and it literally acts like a DRUG... you might think you enjoy playing toys but it's actually just dopamine dependency... so yeah playing toys addiction is a serious problem :/

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arctic-hands

No but seriously the United States desperately needs to have a discussion about segregation against the disabled in our school systems and we can start with how anti-masking and perfect attendance policies have forced medically vulnerable kids to either put themselves at grievous risk or pull out of school all together

My experience was years before covid, but those Perfect Attendance Policies meant kids were coming into school seriously ill, which meant my immunocompromised ass would get sick too, and I would get so sick I had to miss even more school, which led to the school sicc'ing the truancy officer on me because I was ruining the Attendance Record, which forced me to drop out because it was better than being arrested

Now imagine being a kid like me during a global pandemic. It's all "the kids need to be back in schools!" until you remember the schools don't want disabled kids

It's not just contagious diseases either. You can't even ban a common allergen in your class because a kid is deathly allergic to it without a mob of moral crusaders yelling about how if little Timmy doesn't get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day for lunch society will collapse, why should special treatment be given to ONE kid (who will die if they breathe in peanut particles) at the "expense" of others, peanut allergies are over diagnosed because "they didn't exist when I was a child!" (they existed, it's just that those kids died from their allergies without you noticing), why not just put the allergic kids in their own class (literal segregation), and so on.

The amount of responses I'm getting from disabled and sick people about their school horrors is tragic and infuriating, but not surprising. For fuck's sake, I've got people telling me that kids in wheelchairs are being left behind in fire and active shooter drills.

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something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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spoonbenders

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

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ufcosmo

𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃! a thousand cereals. I collect cereals. It took me NINE 𝐲𝐞𝐚reals to collect the cereals. 𝔂𝓾𝓶! 𝔂𝓾𝓶! cereals. ᵍᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵈ…

congrAtulations! 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 Ȗ̸͗U̸͆͐Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔U̸͂P ÆÆÆÆÆÆ P P P P ʤ̵̓̅ʤ̵̍̈́ʤ̷̓̋ʤ̸̂ ʤ ʤ̓ ᵃ SOOS ᵃ SOOS (vweee) FU𝓒𝓚 STEEVEN UNIVERS

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Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

You are not "born a boy/girl." Infants don't have a gender. You acquire gender when you identify as it. No such thing as "biologically a man/woman."

"I don't identify as anything, I'm a man."

It sure sounds like you identify as a man, bud.

Giving a brownie to cis folks who rb this.

Gonna admit the "this isn't a hot take it's obvious" comments from a dozen or so people are grating on my nerves, so I'm gonna address that.

Just say you've never had an actual conversation with a cis person outside of a very leftist circle lol. Obvious to you. To you, fellow trans person. I wish I got paid every time I had to hear a cis person say they don't have a gender identity or don't "identify" as anything they just "are" a man or a woman.

Sometimes you have to stop and ask yourselves what group of people a post is mainly directed at.

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jesterbots

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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bace-jeleren

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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shining-dawn

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tags that read "ok but hear me out for that snail."
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please do not the snail.

please do not the me.

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tropiyas

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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