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Woo I'm back, have some Amnesty fanart

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the pine guard! 🌲

[Image description: fanart of the Pine Guard from The Adventure Zone. Duck is a slightly chubby man with brown skin, curly hair, and a beard. He wears glasses and a ranger uniform, holding up a flashlight in one scene. Another scene shows him sweating nervously, saying: "In... the... tree zone... forest. Fuck!"

Aubrey is a slim woman with dark brown skin, and a curly red afro shaved on the sides. She's seen from the shoulders up, exclaiming: "The perfect phoon!"

Ned has light skin, and straight gray hair in a ponytail and beard. He grins to reveal a gold tooth, saying: "Fuckin' is my middle name."

The second image shows the Pine Guard in swimsuits. Aubrey wears a bikini, with a pleasant smile. Ned wears a one-piece suit, and gives a thumbs-up, holding an inner tube. Duck wears swim trunks, with goggles and a snorkel over his face as he frowns. A logo above them reads: "H2-Whoa! That was Fun!" End ID.]

Almost done with my yearly listening of TAZ Amnesty so here’s the mains w/ their special friends and weapons!!!

[Image description: digital art of the cast of TAZ Amnesty. The first image shows Duck, holding Beacon nervously. Minerva is in the background, smiling confidently. Duck is a fat, light-skinned man in a park ranger uniform. Minerva is a slender, dark-skinned woman, with a shaved and tattooed head.

Second is Ned, smiling and gesturing with the Narf Blaster slung over his shoulder. Boyd is in the background, grinning ominously. Ned is chubby with light skin and a gray beard, wearing a scarf and jacket. Boyd has light skin and short black hair, wearing a bandanna around his neck.

Last is Aubrey, smiling confidently and conjuring a small flame. Dr. Bonkers sits on her shoulder, and Dani is in the background, smiling gently. Aubrey has brown skin, a slender build, and red locks, wearing a denim vest with a rainbow pin. Dani has light skin, and blond hair in a braid. End ID.]

ya boi made some taz phone wallpapers to procrastinate revising for exams so . Have Them if you’d like? <3

hell hath no fury like a beacon bored

you just hear the wind, and you just see the stars above you. they are beautiful... and then they’re gone. (redraw of this one)

When a character’s death is so traumatic you just sit there like

remember in the taz amnesty live show where aubrey dressed as magnus and the canon got completely fucked cuz i sure do

[ID: Comic featuring Aubrey and Duck. Aubrey grins mischeviously, holding a pointed hat at her side. She says "No, no, it'll be totally cool! C'mon, it's Halloween!" then, "I'm Magnus," and "Ned is already dressed as Merle -" She holds out the hat, eyes shut, and says "Just put on the silly hat! You'll be the perfect TaakoP!"

Next, Duck raises a finger and grimaces. Aubrey smiles deviously. Duck says "This… this hurts my brain for some reason." Aubrey rolls her eyes and says "C'mon Justin, don't be lame!" Duck frowns.

Last: Duck shivers and cringes. He says "I think my brain is about to throw up." Aubrey says "Wh - what? What'd I say?" /ID]

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

You can't claim that your narrative is a profound commentary on human nature if the human representative is Spiders Georg

Griffin: ah yes I will introduce a fbi agent who’s looking for bigfoot who will slowly over the course of the campaign grow to care for the people of amnesty lodge and I will also of course give him a gay little romantic subplot WITH mr bigfoot himself. So excited to sprinkle that in through the plot.

The PCs, a former weed-smoking-field-hockey-playing-in-abandoned-mall teen, a bi stage magician with little-to-no respect for authority, and a literal ex-con: it’s a fuckin COP stay FAR AWAY from this NARK he must not be TRUSTED

You know how we all joke that writers should stop writing kids in the Chosen One roles because they’re kids and have no experience, etc., and how older people would actually kick ass in that kind of role?

Try telling someone 30-60 years old that they need to put down all of their commitments because they need to save the universe. If it were a book trilogy, the first book would just be the messenger trying to convince the Chosen One that saving the universe is more important than them losing their job for not showing up, their pets home alone, or the risk that their insurance won’t cover whatever injuries they may sustain.

Well, in fairness, Bilbo Baggins never did get all his furniture back.

relistened to amnesty and remembered character of all time duck newton

LIVE AND LET DIE

[ID: A digital illustration of Aubrey Little and Ned Chicane from The Adventure Zone: Amnesty, in the front seats of Ned’s car, and through the back window you can see the bright light of a train from the car chase in episode 15. Aubrey is a young dark-skinned Puerto-Rican woman with an undercut and dyed poofy orange hair, multiple ear piercings, a choker, and elbow-high fishnets. She has a sleeveless leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders and is wearing a black tube top underneath. She is slamming the dashboard as she looks back in fear at the train, yelling at Ned, who is an older white man, with slicked back silver hair and a full silver beard. He wears a white button up, a turquoise bolo tie and a dark brown blazer rolled up at the sleeves, and his glasses are crooked as he clenches his teeth, face red with fear as he clutches the steering wheel. There are a large pair of fuzzy pink d6s hanging from the rear view mirror.]

i love characters that are literally just a guy

The Lady Flame 🔥