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it’s because you’re always romancing that damn vampire
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{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}
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id fuck a 1000yo vampire idgaf about the age gap shit. tell me about the monastic schools in central italy you have witnessed first-hand old man.
“average DM prepares 3 handouts a session" factoid actually just statistical error. average DM prepares 0 handouts per session. Wordy Allec, who lives in cave & writes 10,000 of handouts per session, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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[Image ID/ Tweet from (@/ cloutie) reading: I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore /End ID]
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its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits
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we would be so lost without garlic
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Anonymous asked:
due to personal reasons, i will be taking a nap
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Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me
crys-at-acorns
It Didn’t Work and Now My Body Is Deprived Of Oxygen and Everyone Can Hear Me Desperately Gasping For Air and Coughing: the sequel
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I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.
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someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying
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succubusgrrl-deactivated2022042
im into some really deep shit you know…. astrology….dreams….stuffed animals. you just wouldnt get it
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im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times