Welcome to Hell!

thats pretty reasonable i guess

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

My fav American word is actually Fuggedabbouit, it means to move on with your life without looking back at your regrets. I think it is a beautiful word.

Other day I was upset about an eczema breakout and I was like "God I look like a Bloodborne boss and not even like one of the cool ones, more like one of the lame ones at the start that you learn to use your weapons on" and my partner patted me comfortingly on the back and said softly "That's not really a thing in Bloodborne"

This post drives me nuts bc I expected everyone to be like "Aww bongjoonheaux our precious baby angel, you poor unmoisturized creature" but almost every single tag is like "Yeah man that's not a thing in Bloodborne." Partner's experienced so much secondhand vindication they're like doing pushups in the living room

he's reeeally pushing his luck

Mx why are they so shaped.

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

mystery solved

losing my MIND

I relate to Reimu because I would also rather be getting drunk and railing a tgirl witch than doing my job

i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs

Reblog if you're a partially muscled skeleton screaming for 30 seconds by the perimeter fence on November 14th

akane kurashiki