They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn
peace and love on planet earth….
losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore
obsessed with this tag
losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore went out in public so we hit her with a broomcore
having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work
good bones by maggie smith saturday . give it up for good bones by maggie smith saturday
there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.
for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.
In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"
In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.
I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.
Behold. Bumfuck, Nowhere.
In Polish, we have:
"gdzie psy dupami szczekają" ("where dogs bark with their asses")
"gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc" ("where the devil says 'goodnight'")
"gdzie wiatr zawraca" ("where the wind turns back")
they said i couldn't two pawbs but i did
ID: Orange and white tabby laying on the side of a pvc tv stand staring at the camera and laying his two cute paws over the edge of the stand
genuinely hate that the german wird for concise is prägnant, because whenever I want to translate it into english my brain tells me it’s pregnant
oh noooo i'm communicating so clearly and directly to you. i'm prägnant and it's yours
Oh that’s embarrassing, coincidentally if you’re pregnant in Spain you’re embarazado
how do i make it clear to someone that im into them
wearing this next time i talk to them
anya deserved so much better
i dont want to be on the same planet as the united states of america anymore