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hiveswap

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show, #character's boyfriend's name"

ARE YOU INSANE

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funstyle

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

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tayalla

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.

In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"

In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.

I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.

Behold. Bumfuck, Nowhere.

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gilraina

In Polish, we have:

"gdzie psy dupami szczekają" ("where dogs bark with their asses")

"gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc" ("where the devil says 'goodnight'")

"gdzie wiatr zawraca" ("where the wind turns back")

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ot3

nothing sadder than a piece of media making a girl who clearly more than anything else should be a dyke and then going out of their way to make sure the audience knows how interested in men she is. many such cases

ill force my gayness on anyone idgaf. straight people you are ants to me

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rickybabyboy

they said i couldn't two pawbs but i did

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on the side of a pvc tv stand staring at the camera and laying his two cute paws over the edge of the stand

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genuinely hate that the german wird for concise is prägnant, because whenever I want to translate it into english my brain tells me it’s pregnant

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just-in-cays

oh noooo i'm communicating so clearly and directly to you. i'm prägnant and it's yours

Oh that’s embarrassing, coincidentally if you’re pregnant in Spain you’re embarazado

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