live laugh love! keep calm and carry on!!
-Mary Elizabeth Frye
uhhh yeah something i threw together because i remembered this poem and was hit with some lup feels. its rushed, im sorry, but pls enjoy
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TAZ Arcs as John Mulaney Quotes
Here There Be Gerblins: This might as well happen. Adult life is already so God damn weird.
Murder on the Rockport Limited: “I’ll tell you what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around the body is. That way we’ll know where it was…”
Petals to the Metal: “I hear you honking and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing. I don’t like that I’m in that lane either, and I sure would like to get out of it!”
The Crystal Kingdom: “Is it an “E” or is it a “3”? That’s up to ye. The passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!”
The Eleventh Hour: “All right, well, what do they do with the time machine?” “Well, now I’m embarrassed to say.“
The Suffering Game: And I go: “Why are you doing this to me?” and they go: “Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare!”
The Stolen Century: "All right, there’s a Norwegian Cruise Line leaving for Martinique. Here’s my plan: you and me get very dressed up, including hats, and then we wave handkerchiefs at it until it disappears over the horizon.”
Story and Song: You’re a 22-year-old temp, and you’re so hungover, and you just wanna die every day. And then that happens in front of you, and I don’t know, gives you hope?
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Morosexual for a whole dnd group, me watching those stupid stupid motherfuckers fail to infiltrate a PUBLIC HOSPITAL like “Mmmmmm your bad rolls would matter less if you had better plans”
Mollymauk rolls out a window with his junk covered in eggs and hot sauce and I’m like “great, can’t wait to spend several more hours on this plot with these genuine bozos”
Big book wizard Caleb whisking his cat away from a sick child, didn’t even CONSIDER being like “hey here is my therapy cat I’m here to visit the children,” instead he turns himself into an orc woman and goes with a plan contingent on Nott’s charisma skill, meanwhile Molly spends an hour running hotsauce on his dick and Fjord is like “this is a good plan” NONE of these motherfuckers are gonna have the common sense GPA to get into wizard school
I feel like Critical Role sometimes gets contrasted to The Adventure Zone like the “serious rules more hardcore dnd show” and honestly the schemes on Critical Role seem honest to god so much stupider
It’s the lack of editing, you can really see the mistakes play out in laborious real time, Matt Mercer is one more poorly planned caper away from screaming “I EXPECTED YOU TO CATCH A FISH IN THE FUCKING FISHING MINIGAME”
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magic brian: gets blasted with magic missile by his new friend, falls down a hole and lands on his bff, killing them both slowly
magic brian: ohh zis is so sadt, bryan play despacito
it’s science, taako