This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

hot garbage 👇

What are you talking about this is amazing

In a monumental discovery for paleontology and the first of its kind "Mummy of a juvenile sabre-toothed cat Homotherium latidens from the Upper Pleistocene of Siberia"

Abstract The frozen mummy of the large felid cub was found in the Upper Pleistocene permafrost on the Badyarikha River (Indigirka River basin) in the northeast of Yakutia, Russia. The study of the specimen appearance showed its significant differences from a modern lion cub of similar age (three weeks) in the unusual shape of the muzzle with a large mouth opening and small ears, the very massive neck region, the elongated forelimbs, and the dark coat color. Tomographic analysis of the mummy skull revealed the features characteristic of Machairodontinae and of the genus Homotherium. For the first time in the history of paleontology, the appearance of an extinct mammal that has no analogues in the modern fauna has been studied. For more read here: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-79546-1

I always knew it was possible, but I never dared to hope.

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly own subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

The families have been saying the whole time it isn't about the money - it was about stopping Jones. And this is the most effective way to stop Jones.

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Via James Lucas on X/Twitter

this is absolutely sending me

What a way to find out that you’re a vampire

Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

The mac and cheese haver

glenn got hooves

At least show us the bison!

The best update.

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife