Ya know what? Fuck It, who's gonna stop me from remaking the entirety of The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim in RPG Maker MV?

Todd???? Is Todd gonna come out here and try stopping me????

I've accidentally taken this too far and I'm one third of the way done with Helgen Keep. I've even made every single race playable and included "mods" that break the game

Are you telling me this hasn't been done already or are you really just doing this

Skyrim has not yet been ported to RPG Maker MV.

UNTIL NOW THAT IS

ITS LIVE, YOU CAN GET IT HERE!!!!

Unmute !

Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree.

This is so cool!!!

Chickens are so underrated, I love them

Reblogging not just for the wholesome content but also because goth hijabi is a good aesthetic.

Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”

“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”

"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."

"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."

I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.

In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.

I respect that. Question withdrawn.

TONIGHT

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT!!!!!

Tonight!!!

🎃 TONIGHT!!! 🎃

this is the rudest thing ive ever seen

but maybe i shouldn't speak ill of the deactivated

Belmonts Clay Art on Etsy

[Image description: multiple photos of tiny polymer clay sculptures of colorful dinosaurs and a whale shark, octopus, and great white shark around the size of a fingertip. End of Image Description]

talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but u guys definitely should

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

Space Jam but literally

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

This is the only post in the history of tumblr that matters. @world-heritage-posts

Wait for it.

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT

this is not an ordinary cat petting video, this is advanced

press power button for 30 seconds to initiate power cycling

Selchauni on Instagram / Etsy