The Bride and the Ugly Ass Groom

I changed the first panel of this meme for a Twitter comment and then immediately had to change the second panel as well. Tumblr I know you will understand this joke.

Musk has done another dumb thing. Story here

Two verified checkmarks for the price of one! what a steal.

The Golden Ball artwork of the Ladies

The bottom pic of Maiden Fairhair would make a great meme template if you cropped out the two girls behind her.

Meme templates you say?

yesss perfect

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

I CONTROL THE #MLP MARKET. For your perusal is an EXTREMELY RARE #mylittlepony who is only one of ten to survive the Great Hasbro Purge of ‘87. She is named Rapunzel and my five month old daughter found her in a flea market in the basement of a satanic church and proclaimed, “I WILL USE THIS FOR COLLEGE” which is something many infants say. Anyway she’s for sale for $100,000 and no I don’t take criticism on my posts. #satire #mylittleponyg1 #meme #jokepost #mylittleponyfakie #mylittleponyrapunzel #mlprapunzel https://www.instagram.com/p/CN6MM98gJVp/?igshid=lgbb08yg1kiv

Some of the tags are saying ‘I don’t know what this references’ so I’ll pass on some photos that Amebaby shared with me! This is more of an Instagram/Facebook drama, I think.

Basically, a guy (Dinkydinomite) went on eBay and listed his Rapunzel pony for sale, with some ridiculous flavor text about how his ‘11 year old child found it and declared it will pay for her Stanford education’ and now he’s selling this as her investment. He also makes ridiculous claims like there’s only 100 known Rapunzels in the world. The downside? The pony looks pretty rough, and he’s asking for ten thousand dollars.

So the pony people get kinda upset, they’re like ‘wtf the MIP one only sold for $3,000 you’re crazy dude’ SO HE UPS IT TO 20k AND STARTS MAKING POSTS ABOUT HOW RUDE THE MLP COMMUNITY IS.

He also includes such highlights as “I CONTROL THE #MLP MARKET” on his Instagram. Because that’s normal behavior! Here’s the eBay listing:

Here’s his attention-seeking Instagram:

Here’s Rapunzel on eBay now for 20k:

So in response, people are posting the “I control the #MLP market” meme (which I now realize should say ‘maket’ ha), and pictures of their own Rapunzels, to show that there’s more than 100 out there. I did find some weirdness in the Rapunzel tag though:

WTF does ‘I don’t want to talk about it so I’m specifically talking about it to tell you not to talk about it’ even mean? Shady.

omg this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

“I control the MLP market” is my new catchphrase

my no pony left behind policy will be the death of my bank account

wow I am just running into all the posts making me think of @fandomstuckportal today