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Heck Yeah, Pony Scans!

@heckyeahponyscans / heckyeahponyscans.tumblr.com

All the ponies, all the time!
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Got a package today and now I’m ready to fransfortegy.

Still one of the funniest pieces of bootleg merch I own

This was when bootlegs of Moschino shirts (which said “Moschino”) were common; most bootleg companies would change a few letters so their shirts would say, like, Moschono or Meschino or (another of my faves) Mooohino.

And then there was this one.  Fransfortegy, baby!

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@rodneytheponydude wanted to see a G1 and G3 PONY CASTLE WAR SO LET’S GOOO!!!

In a sudden turn of events, the ponies of G1 and G3, knowing that they were Ariana’s top 2 favorite gens, decided to DUKE IT OUT to see who was truly Ariana’s favorite! First off, Majesty set a powerful spell to magically transport his Dream Castle right next to the G3 Celebration Castle, set in an alternate dimension (aka a different shelf in the pony room). From there, both castles lowered their drawbridges and sent out some of their most powerful ponies.

It was first Princess Rarity vs Princess Sparkle, two unicorn princesses with powerful magic (and great tinsel). “Look at you and your chewed up horn, Ariana should just unbox the MIB Rarity she has and THROW YOU AWAY”, Princess Sparkle cackled. Rarity bounced back, “Well, does she even HAVE a MIB version of you? She has TWO of me!”. 

Next it was Waterfire vs. NSS Wind Whistler. Waterfire set off some powerful water and fire based spells and Wind Whistler dodged them with her quick thinking, “What kind of pony name is Waterfire? What are you, a Pokemon?”. Waterfire rebuked, “Well, at least my hair is the proper color it’s supposed to be! What are you, a grandma?”

Starbeam and Nightglider used magic from the Cosmos to fire back at each other, “Wipe that stupid glitter off of your muzzle and FIGHT!”, Nightglider cackled. Starbeam roasted Nightglider right back, “Well at least it doesn’t look like a planetarium threw up on my back!”.

The rulers of both generations: King Majesty and Queen Tiffany of G1 and King Star Catcher and Queen Lily Lightly of G3 then duked it out. But wait, Queen Tiffany and King Star Catcher were flying around the spires of the Dream Castle, and Tiffany caught a bad wind and started falling down off the cliffs below! Star Catcher went to help her, and King Majesty yelled, “STOP!”

Queen Lily Lightly added in, “You know what, I know one thing Ariana doesn’t like- a hurt or dropped pony! This is silly. We all know she loves us all very much, or else she wouldn’t have us in the pony room!”.

The other ponies agreed and hugged it out, and of course, smiled for the camera!

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Queen Tiffany and King Majesty took little Celestia aside one day and broke some big news! “Now my little Princess, your life is heading into a whole different direction now- you’re gonna be a big sister!”. Celestia was excited, but also quite confused. Would she do a good job being a big sister? And would her parents still spend time with her?

Her father took her to the battlements of the Dream Castle on that fated day. The moon shone extra bright that night as Majesty told his daughter, “Don’t worry my princess, we still love you so much!”.

After quite a while, Celestia and her father were allowed back into the Dream Castle as they found Queen Tiffany and her Princess relatives surrounding the new little Princess! To everyone’s surprise, she was an amazing deep shade of purple, with bright emerald eyes. Princess Sparkle chirped, “She looks like me!!!”. King Majesty looked upon his new child and stated, “She is as beautiful as the light of the moon tonight, her name must be Luna”.

 But what really shocked everyone was unlike Celestia who has massive, disproportionate wings, Luna’s wings were much smaller, but her horn was bigger and covered with magical dust. Majesty was shocked, she must take after him and his unicorn heritage a little more!

Celestia and Luna’s early childhood in the Dream Castle was a delight. Celestia’s better powers of flight and Luna’s more advanced magic got them into a bit of trouble, and poor Spike had to be chasing after them very much! They were also mentored by the other Princesses, such as Princess Sparkle teaching Luna about some magic spells!

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