Hey, it’s me Winston Overwatch. I have been fucking drafted. Help me. Fucking help me. How is school? Did you solve any problems on time? Please, call your father. He loves you. He fucking loves you. Dodge the draft they put in your mail.

compilation

if you take this your package will come today no matter what

lmao elon posted that crying anime woman meme and the mangaka behind it demanded he pay them a billion dollars for the licensing

also elon musk is the least funny person

you forgot the translation, which Google gives as:

“Elon Musk, the new CEO of Twitter, has reprinted my picture on Twitter without permission, so please give me 1 billion for the usage fee. in dollars.“

votes republican bc of this tumblr ad i just got

pour one out for the man

tumblr money aint what it used to be either y/n

Toby Fox & Itoki Hana - Skies Forever Blue

Guys the Toy Story post has more notes than this.

Literally I’m always saying this

why isn’t he looking where he’s driving

Its Fine Man Chill

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched