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wolf and pup
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Murder hard, bed soft
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When you regret letting your vamp boyfriend ascend but it's too late......
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getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
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of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god
nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”
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i dropped by my favourite secondhand bookstore and found what is possibly the most incredible knitting book iver ever seen. that teaches you how to knit little gardens and sew them into a massive quilt 3d. the photos i took are atrocious and do NOT do this book justice
thats a PRIORY GARDEN WITH MONKS
IT EVEN TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL THE TOOLS ABD BASKETS AND POTS AND PLANTS
LOOK AT THE SOME OF THE FOLIAGE
i have never been more upset to not have $30 ready to buy this. its incredible. i have to find it online somewhere. i knew the moment i saw this i had to share it with EVERYONE
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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
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i gotta remember this
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY
mystery solved
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- Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
- Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
- Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
- Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
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did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??
Source: tiktok.com
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blushy astarion because why not
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Your weird classmate's garage band's gig
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Being Flirted With fills up your Cute Meter, which can be spent to use special moves like Sweet Hug and Demon Flurry Kick.
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Anonymous asked:
Your art is so beautiful and inspiring!!
But with that said..... I can't be the only one who wants Drow's boobs like a starving Victorian child trying pull anything out of their mother's dry reserves? RIGHT???????
I mean. These are not dry Nor reserved but I have a feeling you might be in good company.
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i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!