My coping mechanism is making shitposts like this from now, you are very welcome.
ON THE SHIP. ON THE STRAND. ON THE BORDER. ON THE EDGE. ON THE ROAD. ON THE DRAWBRIDGE. ON THE BEACH.
A painting of Higgs Monaghan I created sometime in 2020.
Sidenote: the idea of sharing my art with the world was something I couldn't even bear to consider in 2020 my anxiety was so bad. It's still bad but here I am finally able to share some of the art I've made in the years I've been painting so...progress!
Fans spent decades claiming that Hideo Kojima is a creative genius who's being held back by the studio system, and then the first time a production gave him free rein to do whatever he wanted he promptly made a game where you have to play out using the bathroom in real time so the protagonist can collect his own urine to craft magic piss grenades. It's unclear whether this confirms the fandom's hypothesis.
You get special piss grenades if you use the bathroom while below 25% health because the blood in your urine makes the magic stronger.
Feel like its also important to mention that he added a dedicated urinate tool that sits next to everything else in your inventory and when you piss in the same spot enough outside a giant holographic mushroom appears that other players can give facebook likes to via an internet made of death
Trade a lot of your time for a little bit of the city's. Hell, seems like a fair exchange to me.
Death Stranding is like once sec gotta connect my fetus to the wifi and give it an software update
MIDAS TOUCH
Malewife Deadman doing random stuff because I love to see my favs on domestic themes
clifford unger.
Occupation: Porter (formerly) Terrorist
ON THE BEACH
I had this in my mind for some time and i want to scream about it
Tar kitty I love yooou
I should probably watch The Crow soon 🐦⬛🎸