Drafts from the past. Some turned into something else, others left unfinished. 🍊

can i have a hit off y*remembers i dont smoke anything* Can i. Burn my mouth with your lighter

fish!!

i need this so bad

honestly i kinda miss this print, might bring it back at halloween or smth as part of a limited run

thinking about my friends ❤️

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

post cancelled this is way funnier

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

old poem for a good girl..

[Transcript:

Laika to Ground Control I don’t suppose you’re coming back for me but I don’t mind, it’s nice out here. You said before I launched: there’s no way back —I’m a halfway thing, more bullet than dog out into the dark morning and forever to this black field where Great Canine winks her distant starry eye. Empty as the space that lies between two barks. Full to bursting.

Laika to Ground Control can I chase my tail? I know you want me to sit still but it’s calling me, just for a second, please. I can see our planet from here smooth like the wind washed it soft and blue, we’re going round, I’m having the time of my life you don’t have to worry but can I chase my tail? There’s nothing here for me to knock over. I miss you. But I don’t mind, in a hold silver as this any mongrel can be a heroine; any stray can make history.

Laika to Ground Control [BACKGROUND STATIC] sorry, I forgot what I was going to say, Laika to Ground Control from above Earth is alive at night, light golden as a million miniature suns, makeshift constellations. What do I look like from below? Do I glimmer like a freckle or an exit wound? I’ve been sitting still. You don’t have to worry. I miss you.

Laika to Ground Control they have summer in space, did you know? The hours walk warmer and warmer, the ceiling gleams with June moons begging for a howl. I’m lonely, moons don’t howl back. I would sit still for years if it meant I could go back to you. I miss you. I don’t mind. I miss you though.

Laika to Ground Control I miss you. If you would come out here and pet me I swear to Dog I’ll be good, never bark again, you’ll have to find me a new name. Kometka, little comet, maybe, I would crash into the sea to swim to your side. Be your satellite. You’re bigger than Earth in my eyes, I don’t need stars, only you.

Laika to Ground Control there are pinpricks of light behind my eyes. Hot like a bite. The world is fast and unbreakable, and I’m just a dog. And I miss you.

Laika to Ground Control I miss you. Have I told you that yet? Out there in the silk-black nothing they’ve long forgotten what time is. In here time crawls. In here everything shimmers, in here it’s just me. I think I’m dying. You don’t have to worry, I was nothing and you swung me from alley to orbit, from the dirt to the stars. I don’t mind. I just miss you. I miss you like the space that lies between two breaths. Full to burning.]

Markiplier Update (Important this time)

Mark has posted a video updating his fans on the current situation. Key points:

VERY IMPORTANT FUNDRAISING - LA FIRE RELIEF

About The Campaign from Tiltify:

" The wildfires in Los Angeles have left communities devastated, with thousands of acres burned and many families losing their homes, businesses, and more. Join us in supporting the LA Fire Department, CA Fire Foundation, World Central Kitchen, Baby2Baby, and CORE (Community Organization Relief Effort) as they provide critical relief to those affected. Your involvement can help bring hope and aid to those who need it most. "

bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america

if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

you know what they say

weh

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

Start

I want to add: yeah, stop if it brings you pain, if it no longer brings you joy, and if it makes your life worse.

But also:

Don't stop if you've missed a day or two out of a 100-day challenge. Don't stop if you don't understand something, find a book, a youtube video, any alternative that'll help you understand. Don't stop if you're having a bad day and can't do it today, do it tomorrow. Or the day after that.

Don't stop doing what makes you happy.

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane